Tooth or Dare
So I was hanging out on a Saturday night with the usual group of girls. I dunno how it became such a consistent group of just women and me, but we had several classes together and got along, so we'd meet up a lot to study or just get...
The Wolves Are Out (commission for Silver)
Camping was another thing that Jon was new to, or at least new to enjoying. Something about the quiet of the outdoors had made him restless when he was younger, but now it was just his speed. So when his friend Silver suggested a weekend...
Salt Water (commission for Levin)
Now that he was no longer a first-timer to public nude beaches, Jon was much more comfortable to go to a new one with his buddy Levin. The lion had told Jon that this was his favorite spot, where the crowd tended to be even more laid-back than...
Beach Butt Encounter (commission for LoremasterGober)
Jon was absolutely thrilled to be out in the open sunshine again. The last year had been a long and lonely one, and after a long move, the long-toothed otter was more than ready for some blissful outdoor fun with his friends. Even better was...
Get Wild (commission for Raz Wulf)
"Another IPA please! And a rum and diet coke." Jon smiled at the bartender and tapped his tailtip on the floor behind him happily. The first band of the night had just finished their set and the customary on-off schlep had...
All Out (commission for Kono)
Saturday night college parties always seem to be more chill than their Friday night counterparts. On Friday there was more of a hyped-up frenzy, a week's worth of frustration and boredom needing banished by as much booze and thuddingly loud music...
How to Calm Your Werewolf
If anyone says they don't love a state fair at least a little bit, I think they're a liar. There's something so lovably trashy about a late-summer afternoon with wheedling notes of music and echoes of announcements and smells of sickeningly-satisfying...
Don't Worry
1 _"Perfect. Cock the brow, give us that grin. You're the struttin'est stud around, and you know it. Clench the butt cheeks, bedroom eyes...aww yeah, that's it. Hold the back muscles, hmmmm. Lift the arms. There it is! Right there! Hold!"_ _The...
A New Job (commission for Cyrus Nygma)
Jon was adjusting quite well to his new job, he thought while adjusting his uniform jockstrap. He had plenty of experience in hospitality and service, but a job as a live-in butler for a mysterious writer's mansion had been daunting at first. He had...
Sitting Room (commission for Zeus Hartline)
Bottoms Out was Jon's favorite bar for very obvious reasons. Of course, he had no problems squeakily ingratiating himself into the back of strangers' pants in more "normal" bars, but here it was especially easy to go for any butt his tusks took a...
Irresistible (commission for Tsarin)
The show was well under way, so of course Jon was on his third beer. He held the red plastic cup aloft above his head and roared in approval as the band onstage finished a long, drawn-out drone. It wasn't the style of song that really got him going...
My Dad's Asshole (Epilogue)
It's a couple months later, and it seems the Age of Matriarchal Hole Control is here to stay. The several well-loved issues of Chains Magazine have been removed from my backpack and now rest safely somewhere in Mom's closet, I assume. A pretty typical...