Black and Tan
"Yo, grab me my New Boslick globe, will you? I've got the bottle-opener." Brant squatted down to carefully place the two brown paper bags on the living room coffee table, thinking how funny it was that they had never used it for actual coffee. Coffee...
Thank You, Master
The weasel whined and writhed and wiggled on the bed, sweating and shaking as he tried to support himself. His arms quivered and his breath panted as he uselessly humped the mattress, his only hope for getting himself off now. The big fox lying next to...
Eyes in the Back of Your Head
You wake up around 1 in the afternoon. I've made a simple breakfast, called in to the site manager for the day, and then stored a good amount of the food in the fridge for you when you're up. Bacon and bread. Hangover cures from heaven. The first sign...
Get Wild (commission for Raz Wulf)
"Another IPA please! And a rum and diet coke." Jon smiled at the bartender and tapped his tailtip on the floor behind him happily. The first band of the night had just finished their set and the customary on-off schlep had...
Beach Butt Encounter (commission for LoremasterGober)
Jon was absolutely thrilled to be out in the open sunshine again. The last year had been a long and lonely one, and after a long move, the long-toothed otter was more than ready for some blissful outdoor fun with his friends. Even better was...
Nice Knowing You
The diner's pretty much the exact opposite of the bar, and so far it's the only other public place we've met and hung out. Today is bright, sunny, cold as stone, and a Saturday. Here at the table right by the window, I can catch every detail of you, as...
Sick
"Gotta say I never pegged you as the sugar-daddy type." It's Marty behind the bar this time, even his joke sounding gruff and deadpan. The sturdy Rottweiler is the stronger, silenter half of he and Ed's relationship, though of course he's a huge...
Stale-Mate
After practice I got a jeering ass-slap from Rick, the kangaroo goalie. "Still haven't gotten one past me yet this year, Mars," he snickered along with it. The posterior-pat came out of nowhere halfway through my changing ritual, so yeah I jumped a...
Salt Lick
GodDAMNit I wish I didn't think they were so hot. Even in the shade below the bleachers, the air was baking and still. It was late afternoon, only a half an hour after school left out, so the sun was still out and merciless and the wind refused to...
Wingman
_Look how she giggles when he jokes and flirts with her. You never did that. Look how she touches his arm. You never even tried. She's not gonna go down on him until at least after homecoming. All it took you was a little liquor and a nice situation to...
Tooth or Dare
So I was hanging out on a Saturday night with the usual group of girls. I dunno how it became such a consistent group of just women and me, but we had several classes together and got along, so we'd meet up a lot to study or just get...
Water
Of course, I paid for that blessing dearly the next day. I fucking knew better than to go to sleep drunk. How many times had Brad and I done this? Fucking vodka, too. My eyelids were stuck together and the skin on my cranium felt stretched to the...