By royal command
I start this entry by addressing you, the reader, as I suspect that the contents of this, my private journal are sure to hold some small historical significance in years to come. Hitherto, I have concerned myself with recounting the story of how I came...
Patrick: Beginnings
A young red squirrel stood outside Sexyfur tower and took a deep breath. 'I can do this!' he said to himself. Pushing open the door he was surprised by what he saw. The atrium was more like a luxury hotels' than a porn company's. He walked up to the...
Patrick: Consumation
Patrick returned two days after his investiture, and stayed in bed for a whole day to get over the jet lag. Waking up at 10 am the next day, he decided to call Tabitha. Getting her answering machine, he left a message 'Hey Tabitha, it's Patrick and I...
Division
**Letter to Princess Celestia from Mark Robertson** Dear Princess Celestia, Firstly, I want to thank you for the excellent advice you gave me in your last letter. Winter and I have been dating since autumn, and I couldn't be happier. She had felt...
Winter Writes
**Diary of Winter Wonder** Dear Diary, today I got a letter from my dear Mark, When I pulled it from the pile I got this morning, I could tell right away that something was wrong. His usually perfect copperplate writing was replaced by a diagonal...
guilty
**Journal of Mark Robertson** In sleep we may at least hope for a few hours of rest, though at times we may dream wondrous dreams, or relive pleasant days of our past. Sometimes however, we are beset by dark and terrible visions. This is what I have...
Walking in the air
**Journal of Mark Robertson** Monday night, four days after the running of the leaves. For the last few days, I have been in a state of perpetual euphoria. I left the train station with my heart pounding, my mind racing with conflicted thoughts and...
Wedding bells & the alarms of war
I wandered around the streets of Ponyville trying to decide what I should buy as treats for Milky, Lightning and Octavia. On my way home I had decided to stop off and buy them gifts for being so understanding (and to apologise). I knew I wanted to get...
A mare may be a mayor, but she is still a mare
I returned home early the following evening to find all three of my fiancées waiting for me. 'Oh, you ladies are a sight for sore eyes!' I said, dumping my luggage on the floor 'Rough trip darling?' Octavia asked from the couch where she and Milky...
The mare with mulberry eyes
The dawn broke to reveal a glorious, grey morning that threatened rain. 'Ah, autumn!' I said, looking out over Southampton. In truth, the weather was more like winter but officially it WAS still autumn. Despite the gloomy weather, I was all sunshine,...
Lightning never strikes the same place twice
A bright flash lit up the night sky, and a resounding boom exploded overhead. 'That one was right on top of us!' Milky cried, gripping me tightly as we lay in bed 'Don't worry my love, lightning never strikes the same place twice.' I said, rubbing...
I get caught in a heatwave
Winter had come and gone, and now spring was fading into summer. Almost a whole year had passed since I first entered Equestria. And what a year it had been! Being approached with a proposition for work as a "gentleman", falling in love with a mare,...