Himboutique

"big dumb moomachine love being big love being dumb love being teased about being dumb love being horny love being dumb thinking just makes stuff hard you love being called stupid..."

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Dark Lord Substitute 25

Tags: no sex, ai, ram, hyena, dumb ideas, sci-fi, series, mind control, script,

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The Two Lovers of a Dumb Fox

dumb fox?" nick nodded, licking his lips. "and when she keeps saying it... teasing me with it... there's only one way i know to keep her quiet."

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A Prank Gone Wrong

The boy who lived was gone, and in his place was a dumb himbo. "fuck i needed that one!" he said, a dumb grin on his face as he flexed his arms and stood up, the voice in his head and the voice coming out of his mouth.

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Spike At Your Service (Ch. 2)

He tried his best to look a little miffed at the turn of events, but couldn't help but smile at his dumb boyfriend. "you suck! that felt so weird!" "you looked pretty cute though."

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Ady and the Beast

Jacob wanted to be bred like the dumb muscle bitch he was.

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A Cute Fragment

_I was walking around the other day, thinking about stuff and I came up with this. I wrote it down, but I doubt I'll ever have much use for it. I still think it's cute enough to post. FYI, an AA12 is a military-grade, recoil-less, automatic, 12 gauge...

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Big Bears on Campus: Episode 5

Episode 5 \*\*\*\*\* The library was the only place where Jeff had ever felt truly at home. A true bookworm, he would often read through several books a week, and he was a nerd not only in interests, but in looks too. Jeff had never really emerged...

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You Dumb dog, short story by me

(Contains lots of slobber, dog tongue and unintelligence) "You're such a good dog aren't you boy". I was sitting on the floor of my bedroom, petting Dozer my loveable boisterous St. Bernard Mastiff mix. He's been my best friend for nearly...

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Some Boar Time

The boar was just far too dumb now. riz was going to say something, but the massive beast continued. "hurr, you smell good tho pa."

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