So You've Been Transmogrified: Avery
Her long former career as an officer in the army had more than well prepared her for anything a bunch of corporate jackoffs in suits could throw at her.
As Gay as the South is Red prt. 2
Shoulders hung in defeat, joe began the retreat to just jackoff normally, isolated in his room when the deep, grumbling salvation rang throughout joe's apartment in the form of his childhood friend bo, rapturous sleeping bellows emanating from the 6'11" urcines
Way of the Beast, part 3
When was the last time he had a jackoff session that felt that good? he must have been really pent up--either that or he never had anybody who could stoke his libido like that before.
Sensory Blackout
Sean was surprised, all of a sudden he was very horny, horny enough to jackoff right now... "jesus!"
Shark Fin Shores
Had he simply started breathing in the water part way through his jackoff section? wasn't there supposed to be some sort of pain? had he really just felt his dick split? why was he still feeling so good?!
Stacked Deck
"i don't babysit, jackoff. i like you, but not that much." more quiet. then: "it's the sugary chigurh." spade stopped. he turned, staring at the silhouette. this time, _he_ was silent. "now, hide it. i'll call you again."
Harbinger, Chapter 12
The pißwasser truck passed by with the gamertag "full metal jackoff" hovering above it. the view switched to a point above the truck and sanchez's arm stuck out the window, holding a sticky bomb.
Changes: Part 2
It'd been a bad night, i felt so horny, but without being able to jackoff there'd been nothing i could do about it.
Silly Puppy
His jackoff fantasies started to play in his head. he saw big older men, heavy bodies covered in sweat as they used him.
2- The Wolf Captain of Denhaven
"yeah, yeah... flamin' keep the money, jackoff," the wolf muttered under his breath.
Blood Money
If they're especially pleased with your performance, they might even hire you as private entertainment, so they don't have to share you with every jackoff who can pay the cover charge.
Clutches of the Dragon
It was almost, \*almost\* a shame to have to let whoever this jackoff was have a vid core this sweet. no way some idiot executive type could appreciate the graphical fidelity of a sixty-four core video processor.