Tinker

Whizzing,whirring spinning,turning sparking,flashing and gears spinning take it apart and put it back together twist that knob and pull the lever thats what a tinkerer is how very like a cat bursting with curiousity ooh!whats inside...

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Kickaha's Pest Control

They were a silly people. their values were all messed up and they had no idea what amounted to a proper food in this world.

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Voices

A very silly stress-relief poem i wrote while angry, short, silly, and not all that good, but i felt like sharing it anyway. remember kids, sometimes your bestest friends are the human beings you most desire to violently murder.

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NC #10: Dangers of Uniformed Customers

Dangers of Uninformed Customers November 10th: Why Security is Important at Sex Stores Heather wasn't an obvious security guard, but that was to the mouse's credit. The sex shop preferred to keep things subtle, making sure...

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A Normal Hike

Kickaha was used to the silly and strange. but at a certain point things just became ridiculous. "they're not ships if they're climbing mountains.

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Fortress of MINDs

"i awakened your power, silly. though i dare say i didn't quite expect this. mmm... so many possibilities." "this... this isn't power!" ariadne put a hand between ferri's breasts, and shoved.

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Who to piss off today?.....

Finna go to Wal-Mart grab a basket full of crap; 10x pizza rolls, 12x microwave pizza's, 3x ice cream containers, 10x ps4 games, 2x ginger ale packs, 6x jackets, 20 fidget spinners if they still have them, 20 hotdogs, 8 glass cups, 2 dozen donuts, 5...

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Pounded in the Butt by TF Cliches

The full moon shone over an almost empty public park, because it's Always the full moon on these sorts of occasions, and it wouldn't do to have interruptions. Two humans walked by, blissfully unaware of the genre they had wandered into. The first was a...

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Pool Crasher

"Man, is it hot out today," said Gcdm, wiping the moisture condensing off his forehead. As the young, red, feral dragon flew over the city he observed his surroundings. It was a boiling hot summer day. The sun was beating down over the city. Most...

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An Ode to Snakes! (A slightly Surreal Poem)

But silly rhyming poetry in the vein of spike milligan, none of this sad, depressing, emo stuff. i think it's pretty cool, but tell me what you think! oh, and i also did an audio version!

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Beware the Jerry

Kickaha crouched low to the ground as he glanced around. Light fluttered the cracks of the foreign objects that he was currently using for cover. Beneath them he could see the shoes of the many humans who walked through this labyrinth of greed and...

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Hypnovember Day 22 - Silly

Sponsored by taiko ### 22 - silly (taiko) nor watched the black cat, waiting for the thumbs up. the mule was squatting low, his hands braced against the thick sheet of concrete just above him.

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