The Nature of Warfare
In the western campaign of february-march 2016, 30-40k panzers were used by both powers combined.
Heretical Heresy of Her-maphic-al Proportions
#2 of fubar 40k anomaly bred scum like a pond. and with all the planet's citizens drunk, high and fucking like rabbits twenty-four-seven; it was no surprise dante found a daemonette of slaanesh in the midst of it all.
Hyena Gets Pegged -- Westhoff Commission
Hell, i'm still doing that," the hyena grumbled, "i thought by now i'd be married, have 2.5 kids, and have a job that paid 40k a year." the dog laughed, "the good old lie we were told as kids."
The Rise of the Wereplushies
It was a beautiful night, the moon hanging high in the sky. The stars seemed to swim around it as if in a dance, the world was peaceful as a small breeze blew through the trees ruffling their leaves. The city streets were empty save for an occasional...
They Come
A draft of a part of the series. When all drafts are here and comments read, I will redo the whole lot and post it up again. It's your choice to read or not to read. There will be mistakes here. It's a draft after all and I appreciate your...
Hit Dat Bich!: The Female Greenskinz
* * * **_40(?) Facts and Lore about the hypothetical Grrrl Greenskinz!_** * * * 1. Orkettes, or orkesses, or as they call themselves, **_"Burdz"_,** are the fairer gitz of the ork species. Where most orks, though genderless, have what humans would...
Chapter 1: Dem Green Hoez Ovah D'ere!
It's the 41st millennium. There's bullshit. Lots. Nobody's got no damn common sense. Everywhere there's some **_fuck-_**** _shit_** getting started. Racist humans in power armor want to kill everybody for a dude too high on his lean while in his...
A Love Story Unlikely
Course, 40k a year weren't easy to pay for. my mom said college didn't matter. the poor old crone gave up on life long, long ago. so she didn't help. i had to raise that money all by myself. and by raise, i mean, pretty much steal.
Planet of the Damned
A story inspired by event horizon, doom 3, and warhammer 40k. images to come later.
An Atrocity Answered
Orian was one of the new players that twilight and karan had found since they had first played the new 'dragon enhanced' version of warhammer 40k. it turned out that there were dozens of players in the mountain.
[C] The Dreaded Thirteenth
Knaugh looked up from the game, feeling cold and anxious. The worst thing about war was the waiting. In battles, you had the surge of adrenaline to carry you; after the battle you either felt the relief of surviving or no longer had any worries. But...
Dante Motherfuckin’ Creed
_ **[fubar 40k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzqfy7o_5v4)**