I had this dream
"you looked like a deluxe fruitcake, yes. can hardly blame ya, though..." "...hm? why?" "seriously? girl, you're terrible at this. not an ounce of gaydar to your name, i swear." wait... so, so she's really...?! "you too?!"
Tales From Apartment 232 - Part 11
"alright fruitcake...hand over the phone and all your cash." he said in a demanding tone. i laughed. "a mugger? how ironic. you'd think me playing a cop would matter." i said absently.
The Kitsune Diaries #4 - At Work
Startling me with a nipple twist randomly throughout the night, so i retaliate with a booby-bop, for good measure...it's been like this for all the years we've known each other) "oh, you're gonna get it, fruitcake
Dirty Laundry
Even fruitcakes had to dress professionally for work, he supposed.
Crime Scene
"because, maybe, he's a fruitcake?" "is mrs. glover available?" he jerked a chin toward the front of the house, where i knew the living room to be. "in there." "i'm going in to talk with her." "i'll take you in."
Chapter 7: Unspoken Desire
"should i be _glad_ that he invited me knowing i would act like a fruitcake?" charles laughed as well. "don't take it personal, my dear." he dipped the quill again, his spectacles slipping down his nose. "etienne wants _all_ of us there.
Doro & Lexa - Holiday Party
Surprisingly, no fruitcakes yet. doro was also thankful that this was not some formal thing, so he could just wear casual clothes... mostly. the jeans were casual enough, but lexa had insisted he wear something with the gym's logo on it.
The Santa Trap
With anybody else, i'd be kind of shocked that they'd managed to cook a fruitcake in my home without my knowing it.
Chapter 1: Jake's Dukes and Steven
Short enough for you, fruitcake? they're called, 'daisy dukes.' " he took a breath and gave an irritated sigh.
The New North Pole
"one fruitcake hot cocoa." the barista said in a flat affect that was almost a monotone.
Chapter 43: Death is Unfair
"i've spent the last five minutes watching you mutter to the shadows like a fruitcake." zeinara held back a smile and answered in fox tongue, "don't call me pastries. you'll make me hungry." ettoras laughed shortly and shook his head.
The Core: Wait Til Dad Hears About This
"and how about that big scottish fruitcake?" liam added on. kevin balled his fists, but still didn't have the courage to fight back-he had done that before when he was younger, to no avail.