Midnight Heat

DO NOT READ THIS BEFORE READING "The Glorious Disaster" or "The Odd Life Ahead" BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!!!!!!! A little background info on this one. This is my very first true sex story so forgive me if it isn't what you expected... Mark USED TO...

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Witch Blood - 10

A sly smile appeared and a moment later she explained the joke. "kur's not actually a troll. also, his name isn't kur ... it's ... kurthis or kurthunk ... or something like that. he's our biggest, strongest ..."

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Out of the Closet

#1 of is funny comrade sexuality and other jokes. warning some are really bad. conscript 1: my father was so surprised when i came out of closet to him. conscript 2: why was that, comrade?

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A Different Kind of Training - Part 10

Masu grinned and joked, "i bet that's not the only thing she wants to do to him with her vines." nengan and yari burst out laughing. even i couldn't help but laugh at his kinky implication. danny wasn't convinced.

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Scam in Hell

#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood the four jokes to be read are independent; -scam in hell -lost paradise -the gold of paradise -crossed the desert reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. little story.

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And it all started as a little joke

Please note that I do not know how these turtle brothers' cocks would work so I decided to make a sensible guess...which is not sensible and I'm also guessing not right. Also when I talk about someones 'Slit' I mean the slit in which opens to let the...

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Coyote Fools Day

Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right? look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.

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2+2+2=7

Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have? Johnny: Seven, Sir. **Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...

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A Fishing Trip

In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to. this one:_ "with a guy like you, she can't get bored." _or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"

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Can I be Your New Rival?

"is this how the story is going to end, with a clichéd dream within a dream joke?" he scowled at the author and waved a disgruntled goodbye. "that's it, i'm out of here." as he stepped out of the scene, he mumbled "worst ending ever..."

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Tales of the Convenant, Part 3

TALES OF THE COVENANT, PART 3 "This requires a VERY careful approach." Esmeralda insisted to Sandra. Ever since the Vore Clan threat had vanished the girl had become more confident in herself, and she'd gained a much larger circle of friends....

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OP Alicorn Isekai Adventure

"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped. quote: casting _heal_...

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