DO NOT READ THIS BEFORE READING "The Glorious Disaster" or "The Odd Life Ahead" BEWARE OF SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
A little background info on this one. This is my very first true sex story so forgive me if it isn't what you expected...
Mark USED TO...
Dragon, Fantasy, M/F, Mating, Sex, Voyeurism, joking, playful
Masu grinned and joked, "i bet that's not the only thing she wants to do to him with her vines." nengan and yari burst out laughing. even i couldn't help but laugh at his kinky implication.
danny wasn't convinced.
A, Battle, In, Is, One, Pokemon, Small, Surprisingly, Tentacles, about, any, but, isn't, joke, porn, there, this
#3 of joke for furry campfire or relax in good mood
the four jokes to be read are independent;
-scam in hell
-lost paradise
-the gold of paradise
-crossed the desert
reading in the timeline give the thread of a small.. little story.
Anthro, Archangel, Demons, Dragon, Evil, Goat, Hell, Hermaphroditic, Moose, joke, paradise
Okay, bad jokes and not so witty banter ensue, but there's gotta be at least one good joke in there somewhere, right?
look it's been a long time since i wrote one of these things, but i didn't have anything else to do, so here you go.
April Fools, April Fools Callbacks, Comedy, Coyote, Dragon, Suez Canal, Urd'thin, jokes
Teacher: If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven, Sir.
**Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,** **how many will you...
Cat, Feline, Human, Humor, Lil Johny, M/M, Non-Anthro, joke, language
In spite of his joking rate quite impressive, i succeeded to remember some of them i wouldn't want to.
this one:_
"with a guy like you, she can't get bored."
_or this one:_ "as a result, when will introduce her to your parents?"
Clean, Comedy, Daddy jokes, Ferret, Husbando, Multiple, Speculations, Story, Weasel, confession, fishing
"is this how the story is going to end, with a clichéd dream within a dream joke?" he scowled at the author and waved a disgruntled goodbye. "that's it, i'm out of here." as he stepped out of the scene, he mumbled "worst ending ever..."
Cat, Comedy, F/M, No-Yiff, Shrinking, Vore (soft), corny jokes, fourth-wall, hyon
TALES OF THE COVENANT, PART 3
"This requires a VERY careful approach." Esmeralda insisted to Sandra. Ever since the Vore Clan threat had vanished the girl had become more confident in herself, and she'd gained a much larger circle of friends....
Bellbottom vore, Comedy, Female, Humor, Parody, Plant, Satire, Worm vore, practical joke, vore
"apocalypse bringer" was no joke and it couldn't be fooled. even trying to do so could have disastrous consequences. but his body hurt and he didn't like it. surely a healing spell wouldn't do anything... bad. he gulped.
quote:
casting _heal_...
Adventure, Comedy, Isekai, MLP, Magic, My Little Pony, Otherworld, Parody, Pony, Short, alicorn, joke