A comedy of errors

"keg. it's a kegger." he said. "a what?" "keg party." alex said, looking surprised. "you don't know what a kegger is?" "no" admitted jake, feeling rather foolish.

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Desert Heat

The bandits had made off with the horses and some boxes and kegs lashed to the back of the carriage. they hadn't messed with him- they wanted nothing to do with the strong minotaur.

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Consider a New Treatment

The gryfsune shouted in his suit as he stumbled from the sudden shift in balance on his changing feet and clung to the nearby keg. "help!

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A Trip to Extinction

Once the top had been reached, he swore he could see a keg of beer waiting for him there. imagine his dismay when the keg took the shape of williams, and actually spoke! "took yer time. thought ye said an' hour." he grinned.

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Strength in Numbers

The keg can brush the bar, but if it knocks it off, you get only one more attempt. the keg weighs a cool 500 kg. you can use whichever technique you feel comfortable with.

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End of Pledge Week

The large, muscular black panther who was holding an entire keg with one arm and shotgunning it by himself. streams of beer and booze were going down his face and soaking into his tight-fitting clothing. "there's the bastard."

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Howling in the New Year

"hey, thanks for the keg! name's phil. i'm the master of tasteful liquid explosions. the bro behind me is gunner."

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The Invitation - a Christmas transformation story

You can call me beer keg, and i bet you can't guess what show i was watching when i doodled a horse onto my invitation." "a mr. ed rerun?" snowden asked in an apparent daze.

Look out for each other

Final degradation of any dignity came when they sang at the top of their lungs old bar songs and regaled on times long passed; and if they decided to finish their current keg of ale, they'd dance about foolishly in little to no clothing.

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Break Room

All the large badger did was shrug his impossibly wide shoulders as he set his empty keg on the table, fetched another one from behind him and started drinking again.

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L'arc The Bloaty Lion:Beer Keg

"awww beer all gone" whined l'arc as he lowered the empty keg on the floor "i was shtill thirsshty" "there you are!"

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