Sing me a Song, Dead Girl
An invisible hand painted verses in blood on the wall that made no sense, and could have been dirty limericks for all i cared. _bring it on_, i said defiantly. _i'm not impressed_. "good job!" replied the male voice in my head.
Here Kitty Kitty
_lacy loony loves light little limericks for ladies love little lions licking letters. little lions like looking for letters with flavors to lap and loll their tongues 'till dawn. ladies love little lions that like to be good kitties.
Love or Lust?
Her ex-best friend, marcy, wrote a nasty limerick about her on the bathroom wall, and ever since, everyone was convinced that she gave hand-jobs for ten dollars.
Paint the Town Red - Chapter 1
I've tried a bit of everything, some haikus, limericks, free verse, iambic pentameter; i even tried writing an epic poem once!" "why'd you stop?" kerry asked.
W.O.L.F. 6 - Playful Void
Or a "knack", another form of art, condensed short set of instructions remotely resembling a haiku or a limerick, a set of thoughts so contradictory, such a wild paradox, that when your brain chewed through all the incredible layers of absurd, and the escheresque
BXBI - 1
It's goddamned solid and up there with folks like limerick. i hope this isn't the last time i stumble into your bimbo writing! -fenoxo thanks to everyone who read it while it was in progress!
Deck the Howls
He passed his mother, standing just outside the kitchen with a sheaf of limericks in her paw. "oh, jeff, listen to this one," she said, but he pushed past her. "what's the matter?" she cried after him.
Swarm
He was getting quite into his little limerick, when he turned his head and realized that kale had been watching him with a wry grin. the blood that quickly flushed his dark brown face was clearly visible, despite the black of night.
The Toys' Toy
._ _-a_ "a fucking limerick?" steven muttered out loud, more confused than before he had read the note. whatever this was about, or whoever sent it, knew where he was going for his vacation, at least.
#32 - Of Insanity And Inanity (Short Story)
Like limericks? i know a couple of those. they're about penises. do you want to hear them?"
C1: Alex the First
"at least you had a choice though," alex said, laying back to get a good view of the underside of the top bunk, whose every inch was covered with dirty limericks, slogans, and crudely drawn porn. "touche!"
Mark of the Chosen - CH.1 Revised
"unlike other scholars in the world, i don't spend all my time writing ponderous tomes or reciting ancient limericks. i'm much more interesting. wouldn't you agree, valor?" he nodded enthusiastically and grinned.