Sexpectations & Tourist
A limerick on sexpectations vs. outcomes (oh my), and four haikus on homelessness. ### preamble we're starting off with the naughtiness today, which means that there's some heaviness in the second half of this posting.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Sixteen
He’d almost rather dive straight into the ground than listen to any more poorly-constructed limericks. each time the little dog-faced mutt-rat started to speak again, revaramek shook the words right out of his mouth until finally he shut up.
Melancholia
Both throttle and vinnie had ignored their sensible sides, and both had decided to go on a crazed alcohol and drug binge; which ended up with a quarter of chicago in ruins; martian limericks and legends carved everywhere in a desperate act of preservation;
Here Kitty Kitty
_lacy loony loves light little limericks for ladies love little lions licking letters. little lions like looking for letters with flavors to lap and loll their tongues 'till dawn. ladies love little lions that like to be good kitties.
Wasteland Survivor – And Back Again - ch8
- i was listening to fox and private ashfield swapping dirty limericks, again, when i started to feel a slight tingle in my 'other' sense, it shocked me a little at first, but i had just made contact with a mind outside of the two aircraft
Sing me a Song, Dead Girl
An invisible hand painted verses in blood on the wall that made no sense, and could have been dirty limericks for all i cared. _bring it on_, i said defiantly. _i'm not impressed_. "good job!" replied the male voice in my head.
Here Kitty Kitty
Lacy loony loves light little limericks for ladies love little lions licking letters. little lions like looking for letters with flavors to lap and loll their tongues 'till dawn. ladies love little lions that like to be good kitties.
Love or Lust?
Her ex-best friend, marcy, wrote a nasty limerick about her on the bathroom wall, and ever since, everyone was convinced that she gave hand-jobs for ten dollars.
Cold Scent
I wasn't looking forward to work, and i couldn't read the passing lines of scent, the sonnets, the limericks, the ballads and the half-rhymes. on the way i passed a young woman with her child in a pushchair and their doggy, a terrier, on a lead.
Paint the Town Red - Chapter 1
I've tried a bit of everything, some haikus, limericks, free verse, iambic pentameter; i even tried writing an epic poem once!" "why'd you stop?" kerry asked.
Fallen Angels, Part ten - Epilogue
An invisible hand painted verses in blood on the wall that made no sense, and could have been dirty limericks for all i cared. bring it on, i said defiantly. i'm not impressed. "good job!" said the male voice in my head. the one i call t_he general_.
College Orientation
I am here to tell you about this proud institution and what it can do for all of you, now to start off i have a funny little limerick for you all."