Duncan said he was eighteen, but, jesus, he looks younger.
"hi, i'm micah," the young human is saying, and even his voice is young. "great to meet you.
Anthro, Fantasy, Feral, Introduction, Story Progression, quest, starting out
"jesus h. christ..."
"you can just call me conner, actually."
the man blinked, confused at first. he looked away. "how can you joke like that?
Action, Adventure, Character Development, Drama, Fantasy, Fox, Kitsune, Plot Development, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Succubus, Vampire, Werewolf
"however, the sins of everyone were forgiven when jesus christ died on the cross. his blood washed away everyone's sins. but satan is alive and well in the world today.
Alligator, Character Development, Christian, Groping, M/M, No-Yiff, Religion, Squirrel, Teen, Teenager
I still believe there is someone who can save me from myself,
from jesus,
that ancient enemy,
that deceiver of life,
who cares about himself more than my own temporal wishes.
what is going on here?
Other, Spiritual Recovery
"do you accept our lord, jesus christ, as your savior and his father in heaven as your only god?"
Christian, Christianity, Church, Conversion, Dumbification, Handjob, Kitsune, Miko, Oral, Power_drain, Rape, Religoius, Shinto, brainwashing, power play
I must leave the vain hope of a perfect god behind
> and, in time,
>
> we will see the world created jesus christ not as a necessity,
>
> but as a penalty,
>
> if that.
>
> for whom,
>
> may i ask,
>
> created jesus christ?
Other, Poetry, departure
That doesn't mean jesus _never_ lived; it just means some of the details weren't preserved accurately. most of today's christians do not celebrate the detail's of jesus' life.
Character Development, Fantasy, Gospel, Human, Kitsune, Plot Development, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Succubus, Supernatural, Werewolf, kit karamak
Let's show them baby jesus!"
the two of them stepped aside to reveal... a hulking, bearded man wearing a trench coat, sitting in the manger with a sour look on his face.
Christmas!, Yaaaaay!
I just fucked some hoes jesus. not everything is about you. sides it's not like you can't fuck around.", said janet feeling odd.
"look jan just come to my place, and we will put this entire thing behind us.
Backstory, Hermaphrodite, Non-erotic
So yes, jesus, the guy who barters me my meth."
the coyote growled, baring a few fangs. "i'm not talking about your damn meth dealer! i'm talking about the actual, historical jesus.
April Fools, April Fools Callbacks, Comedy, Coyote, Dragon, Suez Canal, Urd'thin, jokes