You'd better be thankful for this, you stripey asshat.
Atimist, Bcbreakaway, Bluemoon, Chusky, Coyofolf, Death, Doxial, Epic, Fantasy, Fennec, Fox, Humor, Huscoon, Joshiah, Kixen, Lion, Lykanos, Medieval, Mild Violence, Multiple characters, Nbowa, Onions, Roosles, Story, Wolf, Zebra, arcturus, chutora, festival, sarcasm
Double the bounty reward to just turn around and leave him alone was usually good enough, and throwing in the occasional blowjob or something made it all the sweeter for most of the asshats that came looking for him.
Adult Themes, Alien, Blackmail, Blood, Fighting, Finale, Raccoon, Rocket Raccoon, Sci-Fi, Series, Timber Wolf, Wolf, banter, explosive, injury, no sex
"about a couple months back, i was, uh, 'captured' by this asshat who thought it would be a good idea to breed some kind of super bovine army or something."
the cheetah turned back to the other three, shaking her head and mouthing "it wasn't an army."
Bull, Comedy, Hypnosis, Lion, M/M, Male, Mind Control, Tiger, Wolf
"i can understand not making a lot of office friends, if detective asshat and officer douche canoe are any indication.
Blues, City, Coyote, Crime Drama, Deer, Doe, Drama, Fanfiction, Interspecies, Novel, Plot Development, Police, Procedural, Relationships, Romance, Violence (Not In Yiff), Zistopia, Zootopia, prose
"can you teleport all of those asshats the same way? can you kill them?" asked peri.
"i've burned through all my mojo, sister. i'm spent."
chance looked back at the group across the rooftop.
Action, Character Development, Fantasy, Kitsune, Plot Development, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Succubus, Telepathy, Werewolf
Imagine being called "bird" or "asshat". this happens so often and it's no different than verbal abuse in my opinion."
he shook his head, making me more confused with every passing second.
"my name is lurio... yea.
Bound, Cunnilingus, Disembodied hand, Disembodied_tongue, Female, Mienshao, Penetration, Pokemon, Presenting, Presenting Hindquarters, Price Listing, Prostitution, Pussy, Solo, Tongue, Vaginal, Vaginal Penetration, gaping pussy, text, tongue out
"no wonder you hated who you were...but you must understand, it is all to do with the government asshats."
"yeah, i have figured that out now.
Breastplay, Emotional, Female, Fox, Heat, Hermaphrodite, Kissing, Knot, Large Breasts, Love, Multiple Breasts, Nude, Sex, Taur, Trauma, Vixen, Wolf
Then they go up and up, and before you know it, they're on the personal force of some rich asshat."
riggs sighed.
"you know benny boss, i hear those ain't just for gangs and all that. sometimes a group of good guys gets under the wrong persons skin.
Anthro, Female, Insect, Male, no sex
Or maybe that i would tell my cock sucking asshat of a father to fuck off and die and move anywhere in the world for her?
Breakfast, Bunny, Confessions, Liger, M/F, Moose, Mouse, Panda, Rape, Revelations, Talk, challange, cruise