Paperwork
asshat, if you already drafted it up why did you make me ask for it?... ha ha, you got the bitch to beg... yeah, i will...
Exposure - Chapter Four
Joey the asshat." **"the world has plenty of jta's in it."** why is he so mad all the time?" **"b/c he's got a big sheath and a tiny little weenie."** "roflol! you're hilarious."
The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.1)
More 'indulgent father' than 'snarky asshat'. "you're killin' me, kiddo. _okaaayy_. tell ya what... we'll watch beauty and the beast, and then we'll catch what's left of the monster movie marathon. deal?" i grinned cheekily. "deal!"
Digimon Darkness
Terriermon: hey i have a name you asshat! wyatt: its a terriermon! from that old series me and my friends used to watch! terriermon: haha! show? little do you know that was real! wyatt: wait, your odd looking, a black terriermon?
Jock and the Fox: Chapter 1: The Start Of Something New. (part 2)
"oh, don't be sorry ya asshat." he laughed. "you have nothing to be sorry for." he smiled and flicked a ear. "now lets go out and do something!" he said pulling me out of my room. "wait!" i said and pulled him back. "gah, what is it ya big lug."
Curse of the Were...horse? (part 2)
"i've gotta get going before uncle asshat wakes up. i'll be back tonight though, you can count on that." the horse nickered and did a little prance, obviously happy.
Broken Pieces. Chapter Four.
"those asshats didn't even text or call me. or the doctor! fuck, should sue them all...." the wolf ground his teeth in annoyance. "did... did you see anyone else here?" pb swallowed, fearing the answer he'd get.
The Safeword is 'Papa' (ch.2)
To his credit, baron von asshat was a true professional. he never once broke character and seemed to be drawing from some deep reserve of parental knowledge as he took care of me.
Jonny Ain't Gay (M polar bear / M husky)
"take that, you asshat." the 'roo blinked. blinked again. "uh...jonny, you realize that kevin is... you know... _straight_? and up until about, well, right now, i was kinda sure you were too." the husky thrust his mug into the air.
How the Bouncer Entertains Himself 11
The crocodile tapped the lock button for the doors, making sure that nobody would sneak in while he was dealing with the asshat across the room, and strode forward.
Exhibitionism Stream Story 2: The Suite Ass Club
I'm talking here, you asshats! get in here, i want an explanation." there was no response. even in her infuriated mind, she knew that wasn't good. club growled, looking out of the corner of her eye at the medical bag attached to her iv.
Conning the Arena 11
Tags: m/m, peacock, polar bear, golden retriever, asshat, sci-fi, masturbation, ice, danger, death, series, erection, nudity, argument, lore,