It's Tough Being a Baddy
In the sterilised air of the umbilical, Baddy realised exactly how much he reeked like a firing range. And he loved it. His ship was so fumigated with the musk of cordite, fused plasma packs and burnt out pulse packets that he didn't even smell it...
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 07 - Objects in mirror
WARNING The stunts in this episode were performed by professionals, so for your safety and the protection of those around you, do not attempt any of the stunts you're about to read about. _"Hi, I'm Sergeant Sawyer, and you're reading Halo:...
Warm Welcome, Cold Reception
**Warning** : the following fanfiction contains an incredibly girly slumber party with pony-rules truth or dare. Enjoy. Or don't. See if this anypony cares. ---\*\*\*--- **My Little Pony** **[The Aeons of...
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 09 - The Gun Pointed at the Crotch of Humanity
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 09 [The Gun Pointed at the Crotch of Humanity] \> 2552, Olduvai, The Inner Colonies, Mission Time: 23 Hours. When Token and I emerged from the UNSC _Cuddles_ the battle outside had passed for the most part. We breached from...
The Next Journey
It had been nothing but sand for ages. So when he saw sandstone, imagine our protagonist's dismay. The twisting canyons of sandstone didn't wind on for far though, for hidden just beyond an open-topped passage was a wide open clearing. It could have...
Shooter's Discretion
// Location Classified. // 2554 [UNSC Calendar]. Mark-G313 had seen snipers zero their instruments before, but never with the same love and care Linda always reserved for her gear. Linda-058 approached the task like an older, more experienced...
Halo: FUBAR Chapter 08 - Ladies Love Armour Plating
"Surprise, butt-munch!" "Wha-..." SniperSpartan had hardly enough time to react when the hardened butt of an M7S submachine gun slammed into the side of his head. He was launched clean out of his seat and thrown into the wall right beside his...
The End of Demons
_"Luckily, things that have a start, also have an end."_ // Solace, Civilian owned ship // Draco High Orbit, Attican System // 16/04/4716 [Federation Calendar] Draco hung in the depths of space like a glowing orange globe. The...
Day in... Day out
**_Epilogue_** _"I wonder... if I run around in a circle fast enough, will I get somewhere?"_ "... Dave... what's wrong with you man? I shouldn't even have to explain this!" Brian cried, hooking his cap over the back of his...
A Moment of Solace
// Belle Residence, Emerald Avenue // Gaia, Ligus System // 13/04/4716 [Federation Calendar] Altair's sleep only lasted a second. Startled and somewhat dazed, his eyes fluttered open and shifted left and right. His heartbeat fluttered as he...
Interval 01: Fire Support Group Bravo
**Author's Note:** Violence, herm/female sex and swearing. You can heed the warning or ignore it. Don't really care either way. **_Â _** **_Â _** **_Â _** **_Â _** **_Â _** **_Story by Wasp977 and SniperSpartan-977_** ...
Relapse
// Crowns Shopping District // Gaia, Ligus System // 13/04/4716 [Federation Calendar] The shopping district was quiet. The sun had set behind the city skyline and cast an orange glow across the sky, slowly lowering the streets into...