Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
He coughed softly, then said in a clear voice, "did you hear about the carpenters that formed a marching band? they called themselves the tuba fours!"
The Nature of Life - Chapter 1
I had designed the outlook of my shop myself so i had only hired the stone carver and carpenter.
Through the eyes and wings of love
Now, get the fuck out of my house, and keep your gay carpenters and outdated beatles to yourself, you nosy, domineering, stupid, fucking, bitch!!!! i don't want your help, i don't need it; go away" "john, i'll be back.
The Surly Bonds of Earth
And the way she grasped his outstretched paw when, after rousing himself, he offered it to her, suggested she was hanging on to more than just a carpenter's dream.
Taming the Beast
Why not jared, i pondered, the carpenter, well, had a crush with his gluttonous majesty, i bet if it was about coercing him out, he would have had the best chances.
Ander - Epilogue: Subchapter 1
But that's to be expected of the best carpenter in the 'glen, right? just need to fix a few leaks in the roof. replace a broken window. some shutters. basic stuff, really. i am a little rusty, though..."
Icebound - Chapter 3
Norin had apprenticed with hammerhand bucko, the local carpenter, earlier that year. thinking of norin, a tear rolled down his cheek. he looked down at the scrap of cloth still held tight in his hands.
Prologue
For it is here in the year 1250 ar, after the great reset and we start this tale at the house of a humble carpenter in a place called pride village.
Ander - Chapter 8, Subchapter 1
But that's to be expected of the best carpenter in the 'glen, right? just need to fix a few leaks in the roof. replace a broken window. some shutters. basic stuff, really. i am a little rusty, though..."
Halloween Story: Seven Minutes in Heaven
It would have been comical enough except he smacked right into michelle carpenter - in mid-dress, naked from the waist up.
Good Neighbors
carpenter," randy thanked him politely, wiping the pads of his feet on the throwrug just across the threshold before padding into living room with a click of his toeclaws across the tiled floor.
Light Bane: Chapter 20
"hope this isn't a carpenter horror or i'm fucked."