The Greater Guide to Fucking Pokemon.

But i digress; this is the greater guide to fucking your pokemon. in this guide, i will talk about some of the most popular pokemon men love to fuck and have eggs with.

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Burdens - Chapter 28: Confluence

Anyway, i digress. i just live with my parents, as you've seen... well, i guess you didn't really see them, since they were away. they work a lot... and i guess because of that i get a lot of freedom. lucky me, i guess, but i don't really do much...."

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A Year to Remember (part 1)

I digress time for my next class. "hmm when did they add home economics in here? great now i have to learn to fucking cook for myself like i have time for that." as i started to leave i felt this cold stare at the back of my head.

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Tension: Epilogue

But i digress the main marine wanted to speak with you.** **he wanted to tell you about something but my age is catching up to me and i can't remember.** **oh you are such full of shit mother, you know you just don't like him for wanting to mark.

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My Words With The End.

"a dominant species will then rise, the need for power burning in their eyes, they will find you and use you as you've done to us, it will be well deserved, but in this i digress."

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Some Lion Yiff (Short and Sweet)

Yet i digress...the point here is that you want to read about some sex. lots of sex. steamy, sticky, sweaty, in and out orgasmic procreation. "give the people what they want," says i. because i talk to myself on a regular basis. don't we? yes we do.

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Six Stretches and Hold the Designated Pose for Ten Seconds.

It was funny to think that a behemoth in marketing was afraid of a reclusive mouse but i digress. excitement sobered me when my hands made contact with his hips. his breath hitched when i moved further, sliding my hands under his shirt.

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Invention of the Week 5: Materiality Bra (Preg TG)

I digress. a few weeks ago i mentioned about being a bit nervous to how pregnancy might be well...weird given my current rodent body. so i did what every level-headed person would do, invented something that would make my body pregnant.

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The Tent & The Change Series "Earth" - Part 5

"they would not have fit on your earth no matter what we could do, they are just to alien even in thought and changing their shape would not change their minds.. but i digress..."

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Assimilated Part 2: Cyborgs Fight Back

But, i digress. the feline menace was getting stronger. our reports indicated they were going to try the nuclear missile strike thing again. we were, of course, ready for them.

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Startopia: The Hovel of Outer Space

But i digress, allow me to introduce myself, my name is val. i am a virtual artificial life form, with over 60 trillion zigatrods of memory and over 50.3 million known languages stored in my personal mainframe.

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Newcomer to Equstria Part 1

The zebra started to think and looked behind her "you can stay for a day or more, if you do not fear to sleep on the floor" i had nowhere else to stay so i agreed, i followed her in, while chrouching, i was starting to regret being so tall, but i digress,

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