Coiled Constrictor Cannibalism
Don't want to get your hopes up. this was one of the original examples of what a blurb of flavor text was. maxing out at about 1000 words or so. it's short, it's rough, and it's simple, but it's still kinda sexy! enjoy!
Lycanthropy Liquids
#24 of quick fetish blurbs (series) potion shops have always been a useful location in a small town like this, as magically inclined folks are in need of new materials, as well as the usual adventurer coming by to stock up for a battle.
Family Guy: Play-Mate
Brian jumped in shock, and a great big blurb of sperm shots out and hits perry in the face. perry looks at brian gives him a criticize look go's back into the washroom and washes it out of his fur. brian walks in after getting dressed.
A Nightmare Cum True (Deathwing x Ysera)
#2 of zsisron's zonk shop blurb: corrupted ysera meets a bigger and more corrupted-er male dragon of yesteryear.
The Way of the High
Chapter blurb: the queen has left and the unguarded crowne princess sia is ripe for the taking. but first, the council is to convene, and one is to intrude.note: mentions of rape, gore and non-consensual description.
A Chance Connection
The jacket blurb said something about 'starweavers' and a space voyage that brings the canine and some other character together. it's cheesy, but it's perfect for shifts like this.
Prawnsex 2
Before now, the beings had been numbers on a page, and the occasional blurb on telly. the poor man found himself on the other side of the gate, hearing it slam behind him like the entrance to hell.
You Are Being Served By
"i have to know the blurbs so that i can tell the customers what they want to look at when they ask me," i smiled cheekily, almost genuinely. i know she doesn't mean anything bad about it. she doesn't know about me. she doesn't have to.
Curse of the Werewolf
This short little blurb came completely out of left field. one moment i was telling some friends 'i'd like to see a story where this happens..' and the next moment, i had written it. nothing to do with any of my other stories.
The Perfect Storm: Best Friends Forever
And, starting on this chapter, i'm going to start using the little part in the beginning i'd been using to describe the virus, to write little blurbs on current events in this universe, things that, normally, i probably wouldn't write about.
Fireworks
#25 of quick fetish blurbs (series) you thought this 4th of july would involve blowing up fireworks. but after stuffing yourself full of all the funfetti cake at the party, the annoyed guests have come to a better idea.
Pump
#14 of quick fetish blurbs (series) pump... pump... pump... you can feel your body getting tight and stiff, your skin pulled taught. pump... pump... pump... air keeps rushing in, making your head spin as your chin and neck disappears.