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“Come on, Come on, it'll be great!”

“I dunno, I promised Natalie.”

“Yeah, she said no hookers, but that's why we're here, Cal. Come on, this is your last chance to get wild. Live a little. We're in Vegas!”

“But it's still sex, Dan.”

“Nah man, this doesn’t count ‘cause they're not human. There like big toys.” He backhanded his friend’s chest, “You said Nat has a dog shaped dildo.”

“She doesn't use it anymore.”

“Yeah right, if you're actually waiting till you're married, she's letting off steam somehow. You still jerk.”

“May I help you, gentlemen?” A tall, skinny man in a white suit stepped from behind a heavy black curtain and glared suspiciously down at the two casually dressed boys.

“Yeah, my buddy here is getting married, so we need to get him ready for his honeymoon.”

“I see. Did you have anything in particular in mind?”

“Well, we don't want any of the dirty, dumb animals we've seen around.”

“Sir, all of our high-quality morphs are clean, well cared for, speak perfect English, and are eager to please. Do you have a preferred species?

“I figured we'd look at what you got and see what rocks Cal's boat.”

“A live lineup is $100 or you can choose from the photo gallery.”

“Yeah, we’ll take the gallery.”

“This way.” The tall man walked to a dark blue curtain and pulled it aside to reveal a narrow room with framed screens with photos of various morphs covering the walls. Each had a light above it, though some were off.

Cal stumbled in as his friend gave him a shove and followed.

“Females are on the left, males on the right. Exotics are on the far wall and more human at this end. Touch their name to display their price per hour, more exotic is more expensive,” he sneered at their cheep clothes, but remained professional. “If the light is off, they are currently busy, but you may choose to wait.”

A light in the middle of the females came on and Dan hurried to see what it was.

A soft chime came from the man's pocket. “Take your time, I will return momentarily.” He turned and grabbed the curtain, but looked back with a scowl, “No masturbating in the gallery.” He pulled the curtain aside and ducked under. “Welcome back, ma’am. Will you…” The heavy curtain slapped closed against the wall.

“Man, come check out this bitch that just lit up.”

Cal stared at a photo by the door of a smiling girl with cat-like ears sticking out of hair the color of Natalie's and fur-covered paws over her bare, human-like breasts.

“Come on man, you don't want that; it'll make you feel guilty. Check out the weird ones.” He pulled Cal down the wall. “Look at the snout on this Afghan hound and all those tits or the nose on this koala down here. Or maybe you should do something really weird; this spotted hyena chick looks like she has a dick.”

Cal looked at the smug looking hyena with her hands spread on her belly, six black nipples between her fingers, and a black penis resting against her leg. Below her was a dog on four legs with her tail raised and above it, a kangaroo holding her pouch open. A light went out beside him and he looked to see a wolf lifting his leg to proudly display his pointed penis with a large bulge at the base. He turned to the other wall and saw a horse morph with a long, thick penis; a Doberman morph with the same bulge as the wolf; and a reclining raccoon holding his strange, hooked penis.

“I know I said wild, but those are the males.”

“I know. Did you see this raccoon? How does that even work?”

“I dunno and I don't care. Just come over here and pick one. I think I know what I want.”

A light went out at the other end of the wall over a boy with a fox face holding his fluffy tail, then a light came on on the female side over a raccoon morph.

Cal slowly smiled, then looked back at the male coon. He touched the name and bit his lip, then hurried to the female side to check that raccoon.

“What are you doing?”

“I want to get these two, no these two.” He pointed across the room at the two raccoons, then switched to another female raccoon beside the one that had only recently become available.

“I can only afford two and I wanted to get one for myself.”

“I'll pay for him. I want to see him use that weird penis.”

The tall man pushed aside the curtain and ducked back into the gallery.

“The point of me paying is so Natalie never sees the charges.”

“Sir, our discreet service will appear on your statement as TMP Delivery. The website for that business name offers fine dining delivered to any location in Vegas, which we do.”

Cal smiled, “We could have stayed at the hotel for this AND had dinner?”

“The delivery charge is expensive.” Their host was judgingly dismissive.

“Everything in Vegas is, but we're here now.” He looked to his friend.

Dan scowled as he looked at his friend’s smile, then shook his head, “Fine, but you're gonna explain to Natalie why you spent so much on food. We’ll get that raccoon girl, uh, Tice, and I want this kangaroo back there, um, Lissa.”

Cal stepped back to the male side, “And I'll pay for Dayton here.”

The man in the white suit raised his eyebrows, “Interesting choice, sir.”

“Why is that?”

“He has not been very popular and will be discontinued soon.”

“Why?”

“Most patrons that take interest in him choose Jan instead.” He pointed to another raccoon morph in the middle of the wall showing off his human-like penis.

“Ew, no. I want to see Dayton.”

“Very good, sir. If you will follow me, we will set up your accounts, then I will show you to your private rooms…”

“Just one room, this is his bachelor party.”

“Yes, sir. One room.”

“And can we get some fries and beer?”

“Of course, sir. What kind?”

“I dunno, regular potato french fries… with cheese.”

“And the beer?”

“Whatever’s cheep.”

“Right, sir. Cheep.”

When the arrangements were made and they arrived in their room, Dan immediately flopped on the bed, “Not bad, at least it doesn't smell.”

“We are a respectable establishment. Your selections will arrive shortly and your food will be delivered from the kitchen.” He started to close the door behind him, but stopped. “Here is Dayton now.”

A raccoon morph half the height of their host, wearing a dark brown suit, walked into the room, then stopped to look at the two men staring back at him.

“Enjoy your stay.” The tall man closed the door as he left.

Dayton looked nervously between the two quiet men, “So, um, do you want some music while I strip?”

Cal threw out his hands, “NO! … I mean, not yet. Have a seat.” He pushed a chair beside the bed, then pulled the other around to face it and sat down as Dan sat up and kicked off his shoes.

Dayton walked over cautiously and climbed into the chair. “Is this going to get weird?”

Dan smirked, “Too late.”

“Am I getting discontinued?”

“No, I just…” a knock on the door interrupted Cal and he jumped up to answer it, then followed tan fur up.

“Hi, I'm Lissa. Can I come in?”

Cal stepped out of the way and watched the kangaroo duck and make small hops into the room.

She stopped when she saw the raccoon and stood up. “What's this?”

Dan grinned and spread his legs, “This is a bachelor party.”

Cal closed the door, but it hit something. He opened it and found a raccoon morph about his height in a short, red sequined dress rubbing her elbow. “I'm so sorry. Uh, come in, Tice?”

“Tice, like enticing.” She smiled at him and wiggled her fingers down the sequins of her dress as she walked in, then stopped at the kangaroo. “Lissa?”

“Welcome to the bachelor party, Tice.”

She looked at the other raccoon morph staring at her, “I didn't think we serviced morphs.”

“Oh, I work here. I'm Dayton.” He leaned across the chair to offer a small black paw.

“I'm Tice.” She took it as she looked around. “So, who's the groom, then?”

“Well, I'm Dan and the timid guy by the door is Cal. He’s the one getting married and I thought I'd get him some experience for his honeymoon, but he had other plans when he picked you. Come on Cal, let's get this party started. Why don't you tell them what you wanted them to do?”

Cal looked at the well dressed raccoon morphs and kangaroo staring expectantly at him, “N-no, it's stupid now.”

“Too late, man. We've got half an hour with these three, so let's do something.”

Cal swallowed hard and stared at the raccoons.

Tice smiled and walked sultrily to Cal, “It's okay, honey. Everybody gets nervous their first time.”

He stepped around her and over the kangaroo’s tail to make his way to the bed and sit down, “Um, um, so Lissa, why aren't you wearing clothes?”

The kangaroo chuckled and relaxed, “You mean besides fitting something over these hips that doesn't look like a tent? Most folks that ask for me aren't interested in watching me take something off.”

“She's right.” Dan leaned back on his hands.

“I'm guessing I'm here for you, then?”

Dan grinned, “Yep, but Cal first. Come on, Cal.” He gestured at his friend's feet.

“Wait, what are they interested in?” Cal absently took off his shoes and set them beside the bed.

Lissa snorted a laugh, “They're interested because I look like a wild animal. I've even done children's parties nude. Though those were a lot more innocent than your friend’s plans probably are.”

Cal turned around, “Seriously, Dan?”

“What? I'm not gonna waste this opportunity with just any piece of tail and take a look at hers.”

Lissa smirked and leaned forward to lift her tail and thump it on the floor.

Dayton raised his arm questioningly, “So why am I here?”

Dan chuckled and pointed at the other raccoon, “For her.”

Tice gasped, “What?!”

Dayton looked between Tice and Dan, “What?”

“Or the other way around.”

“What?!” Dayton grabbed the arms of the chair.

“What?” Tice put her hands on her hips in confusion.

“Come on, Cal. It's time to get…” A firm knock interrupted him and he jumped up to answer it, “That's gotta be the rest of the party. Awesome.” He pulled in a cart with a covered plate and six bottles of beer on ice, ignoring the fox girl that delivered it as he shut the door. “Alright, let's get started. You guys do drink beer, right?”

Lissa shook her head, “Can't. It makes me sick.”

Dayton shrugged, “Never tried.”

Tice grabbed a bottle, opened it with her teeth, and gave it to Dayton, then grabbed another.

“Great! It's your show, Cal. Let's go.” He tossed a beer to his friend, then took the lid off the fries and ate a few.

Cal looked at the bottle and started to speak, then gestured to Dayton and started over again, “W-, uh, when we were in the gallery, um, I noticed your, um, your…”

The small raccoon morph waited a moment, “My penis?”

“Uh, yeah.” He opened his beer and took a gulp then wrung it's neck. “I, uh, was curious.”

Dayton smiled, “Wanna see?”

“I do,” Tice grinned.

Dan chuckled and drank his beer.

“What's so special about it?” Lissa hopped toward Cal.

Dayton grinned, shoved his bottle beside the cushion, and stood up in the chair. He shrugged off his coat as he opened his pants, then shoved them down and yanked his shirt over his head to stand naked.

“Holy sack, you've got some balls!” Tice laughed and pointed at Cal, “Looks like they're more his size. Come on, let's see yours, too.”

“Yeah Cal, show 'em what you've got.” Dan grinned.

“Um,” he guzzled the last of his beer and put the bottle on the floor beside the bed.

Lissa leaned on the bed with a smile, “Let's see the goods, looker.”

“Maybe it's time we all stripped.” Dan set his beer on the cart to pull his shirt over his head, unbuttoned his pants and shoved them down his legs with his underwear, then grabbed his beer and had some more fries.

“Now we’re talking,” Tice put her beer on the cart and reached behind her to pull the zipper of her dress down as she stepped purposefully toward Cal. She let the sparkling dress slide slowly down her furry body as she walked, revealing two mounds on her chest. She licked her teeth and swayed her hips and tail, then let the dress fall to the ground beside the bed before putting her thin, black hands on Cal's thighs. “Do you need some help with that, sweetie?”

“I think I heard music.” Dayton leaned against the back of the chair as he stared in awe at the naked raccoon in front of him.

“So that's what's so special about it.” Lissa chuckled.

Tice and Cal turned to see Dayton’s curved penis standing out.

“Oh yeah, that's what you wanted to see.” The small raccoon slid his fingers up the length of his firm, slender penis, now fully exposed, and presented the fleshy tip.

“It's like a flower stalk. Does it bloom?” Lissa smiled and tilted her head as she looked at it.

“I've never seen anything like it.” Tice turned around to sit on Cal's knee and stroke his chest. “What do you think, sweetie, is it what you were looking for?”

“Yeah, I, um…” Cal stared at the male raccoon while thinking about the female on his lap.

“Do you want to touch it?”

Tice looked at Cal, then smiled to Dayton, “I do.” She crawled across Cal's lap and onto the arm of the chair, raising her tail to her back to make sure he had a view of her parts. First, she slid her fingers under his balls and hefted them as she smiled at him, then she slowly traced the curve of his penis and followed it up to the tip. She pulled it closer with a finger and he pushed his hips toward her.

“It's a bone.”

“A bone?” She tried to turn it sideways and he winced. “I'm sorry. I've only seen humans' and they're flexible.”

Dan shook his penis at her for example. “Cal wanted to see you use it on her.”

Tice looked over her shoulder, “Is that what you want, Cal?” She flicked her tail onto his shoulder, “Do you want to watch Dayton put his raccoon penis inside me?”

Call squeaked, then cleared his throat, “Y-yes, if you want to.”

She smiled and stood up in front of him, “Well, let's get you ready, then.” She pulled up the bottom of his shirt and he pulled it over his head as she squatted in front of him to unbutton his pants.

He helped her push his pants down, then she came back for his underwear and he stopped her.

“Please. I want to see how much you enjoy watching Dayton hump me.” She caressed the bulge as she watched him, then slipped a finger behind the waistband.

He lifted his hips and let her take his underwear, then closed his legs nervously.

Tice pushed his knees apart, “I might have been wrong, these are some pretty big balls, too.” She slipped her fingers under to heft his balls and gently lifted his penis. “We need to wake this boy up and see how hung you really are.”

“Cal hung? I never would have guessed that.” Dan laughed as he opened another beer

Tice looked over her shoulder at Dan, then down at his dick in his hand. “Is that all you've got?”

Lissa chuckled.

“Hey, I'm paying for this!” Dan pointed angrily.

The raccoon girl shrugged and stood up in front of Dayton’s chair, then bent over to lean on Cal's leg and raised her tail. “Whenever you're ready, sweetie; send him in.”

“Um, go ahead.”

Dayton dropped to his knees in the chair with a grin and put his small paws on her hips, then started licking her clit.

Tice gasped, “Oh! I wasn’t expecting that.” She moaned louder when he pushed his nose inside her to lick deeper. “Oh! Oh, Cal! Yes! He’s gonna… oh!” She held his human penis and stroked it as it grew, then pressed it against her cheek as she shook with a small orgasm.

Dayton licked his lips with a smile as he stood up in the chair, “I've been told that's my best talent.”

“That was amazing,” Tice panted with both hands wrapped around Cal’s erection, “but it's not what he wanted to see.”

“I enjoyed seeing it.” Lissa grinned. “I'll have some of that when you're done.”

“Just getting your juices flowing so you're ready for this.” Dayton leaned forward and guided the end of his bone into Tice.

“There it is,” she smiled up at Cal, then grunted as the other raccoon thrust all the way in and started humping, “That's deep.” She ignored the inner prodding and returned her focus to the penis in front of her, stroking it and slowly licking the head.

Dan huffed, “That is wild … and hotter than I thought,” then chugged the last of his beer and grabbed the last one

Lissa looked at Dan and stood up, “I guess it's your turn. What were you…”

Dayton stopped and moaned, then adjusted his footing and started humping again.

Tice slowly looked back at him, “Seriously?”

“I can go all night,” Dayton grinned.

“But Cal only has half an hour.”

“And this is what he wants.”

“It may be what he asked for, but …” Tice stared into Cal’s eyes and pushed on his chest until he lay back on the bed, then crawled up his body and off of Dayton’s bone. She sat up on Cal's thighs and put his hands on her furry breasts. “I'm betting he wants some for himself.” She slid forward to rub her wet lips on his erection. “You don't have to say a word, sweetie; just put it in and I'll do the rest.”

The room was silent for a few long seconds except for Cal’s shaky breathing.

Dan broke the silence, “Are you okay, buddy?”

Call took a deep breath as he stared at the raccoon on top of him, “I-i-i… I love Natalie.”

“It's okay, sweetie; she knows. This is for her.” She pushed her breasts against his hands as she slid along his erection and felt it throb under her.

Cal dropped his hands to her hips and pulled them forward as his hips bucked and he thrust his penis inside her just before it exploded.

Tice moaned with satisfaction as she slid her thin, black hands down her furred body to caress his hands, “See? You wouldn't want to blow so quick with her. Let's get you ready for her.” She squeezed and he gasped, then she looked over her shoulder, “Why don't you put that bone of yours someplace it will fit better.” She held the base of her tail as she raised it and leaned forward, then focused on Cal, kissing and caressing his cheeks.

Dayton stepped onto the bed and straddled Cal’s legs. “Here it comes.” He rubbed her anus, then grabbed the base of her tail and pushed his bone in and started humping.

“Cal?” Dan leaned sideways, cautiously concerned.

Lissa hopped in front of his view, “So, what did you have in mind?”

“Me? I, uh…” Her looked up her tan fur to the roo's face, “Um, I was…”

“My pouch, right?” She put her paws on her hips and waited for him to respond. “Well, go ahead.”

Dan looked down at the hole on her belly and nervously touched it, then looked up at her as he slipped his hand inside. There was plenty of room and he went shoulder deep, then pulled her pouch open to look inside. “ Whoa. Are those nipples?”

“Of course they are.” She gasped through her nose as he flicked at two of them.

“Got milk?” he pushed his head into her pouch to suck on one.

Lissa sighed and leaned forward, “No, we’re all on birth control here.” She grabbed his legs and turned him on his back.

Dan laughed and rubbed his face against her belly until he felt her mouth around his balls and penis with her teeth between them.

She toyed with his junk until he was hard again, then set him on the ground and slowly stood up until he slipped out of her pouch and flopped on the floor beneath her.

He blinked to clear his head, then noticed the small mound above him. “Hey, is this your…”

“My cloaca.”

Dan poked at the middle, “Is that where…”

“Yes, it's used for sex.” Lissa wished she was with her regular roophile or anybody that at least knew something about her anatomy.

“Well, how do I…?”

“Hop up and I'll turn around for you.”

“Oh yeah, let's get some roo action.” Dan scrambled to his feet, then saw Tice’s beer on the cart and finished it.

The kangaroo sighed and with a couple hops had her tail at his legs.

“Man, your tail is thick!” he grabbed the base of her tail with both hands and tried to touch his fingers around it, “I think it's a big as my leg!”

Lissa watched Dayton humping Tice's butt while she was kissing and seducing Cal. The human’s penis had slipped out and retreated and she smiled to herself with an idea; this was his bachelor party, after all. She hopped closer and leaned forward, raising her tail to encourage the drunk behind her, then nosed at Cal’s balls.

“How do I do this?” Dan was leaning and squatting, trying to get his penis in her cloaca as he hung on her tail until he fell on his back and started laughing.

Lissa reached between her legs to push his penis into her cloaca and sat on him.

Dan hugged her tail and thrust his hips and laughed again, “Dude! I'm fucking a kangaroo! I'm fucking a fucking kanga-oof.”

Lissa glanced back to drop the end of her tail on his face, then wiggled her nose under Cal's balls. She grabbed his knees, then pressed her tongue against his anus and slowly licked up.

Cal gasped and wrapped his arms around the raccoon on top of him, “What was that?”

Tice checked, them smiled and kissed the corner of his mouth, “Relax, sweetie. Lissa's just helping you get ready.”

Cal shuddered as he fought his body, “I-I don't k-know how this will h-help with Natalie. Oh!”

Lissa caught his balls in her lips and sucked them past her teeth as she rubbed her furry nose against the base of his growing penis.

“Shh, as you found out, the real thing feels different.” She slid her finger over his lips, then kissed around them.

“I'm sorry; I didn't expect…”

“Don't apologize; remember what I told you.” She brushed her fingers down his lips, then licked across the bottom then the top.

“S-say nothing but 'I love you.' Touch her everywhere and pay attention to what she l-likes. Kiss, lick, and s-suck everywhere she likes being touched. Let her tell me if it's wrong; don't ask or apologize first. Save the d-dick for l-oH!”

Lissa let his balls slip from her mouth and licked slowly up his penis, then caught the tip and slid her lips all the way to the base, pausing as she felt Dan finish inside her before stroking Cal’s dick with her tongue.

“Perfect.” Tice kissed behind his ear, then dragged her nose across his neck to kiss behind the other one. “Just relax and worship the woman you love.”

Cal hugged the raccoon and thrust his hips.

Tice stroked his cheeks and smiled down at him, “Shshshsh, it's time.” She looked over her shoulder and swatted at the raccoon still humping her ass, “That's enough of that.”

Dayton pulled his bone out of her, swung his leg over Lissa's head and flopped back in the chair, grabbing his beer to watch the show.

Tice pulled Cal's arms from around her and sat up. She smiled down at him and stroked his chest, then crawled to the top of the bed and lay on her back with her knees spread. “Make love to me like you will to Natalie.”

Lissa released his penis and rubbed his knees as she smiled at him, “Go get her, stud.”

Cal blinked at the kangaroo nosing his penis, then turned to look at the raccoon morph rubbing her thighs and smiling at him. He rolled over and got to his knees, then cautiously stroked her grey and black furred legs, watching her face. She moaned as he nervously touched the slit in between, so he leaned forward and kissed it, watching her nod. Another moan as he licked slowly over it, then a loud cry when he pushed his tongue between the black lips and sucked.

“Oh Cal, yes!” She pushed her fingers through his hair and grabbed tufts as he sucked harder from the encouragement. “Use everything, Cal.”

He stroked her fluffy tail, then pushed two fingers into her vagina as he licked and sucked around them.

“Very good, Cal. Now, curl your fingers and look for the… Yes! That's it! Harder!” She dragged her claws across his scalp and rubbed his thighs with her feet. “Don't forget your thumb on the out…oh! There you go! You're a quick learner, Cal.” She grabbed his free hand and slid it up her belly to her breast and pressed his fingers until he caught on and squeezed.

“Cal, are you…oof?” Dan hugged the kangaroo tail that just smacked his face again and watched his friend making a raccoon morph scream in pleasure.

“Oh Cal, please! I want you now!” she tugged at his hair and pulled at his body as he slipped his fingers out of her and climbed up to put his erection between her legs. She caught it and guided it into her, “Breed… make love to me, Cal. Show me how much you love your wife.”

Cal thrust into the raccoon morph, squeezing her breasts until he lost his balance then put his hands on the headboard behind her, but kept thrusting as he listened to her impassioned moans and cries.

“Holy fuck!”

Lissa hopped to turn around and Dan scrambled to his feet, backing against the wall where she cornered him with an animalistic glare.

Dan lowered his voice, “Cal’s an animal in bed. I thought he'd need help, but wow!”

“Maybe it's you that needs help.” She slipped her claws under his balls and wrapped her hand around his genitals. “He's good because he loves his wife. You just came for a fuck and got drunk. How's the party?”

“Um, great?” He moaned and grabbed the kangaroo's muscular arms as she tugged at his junk.

The phone rang and Dayton jumped up to answer it.

Tice grabbed Cal’s cheeks to turn his face back to her, “Ignore that and finish with me. I want to feel you release deep inside me. You are amazing, Cal!”

Cal resumed his thrusting and she held his arms, moaning and begging.

“Yeah, yeah, we’re done. Just cleaning up. We’ll be back on the wall soon. … Oh, she's just playing around. … Yeah, I'll tell her. … Sure, no problem.” Dayton hung up and looked around the room.

Lissa leaned down to slip her lips down Dan's erection.

Cal thrust deep and moaned then dropped his face to the raccoon morph's shoulder.

Tice stroked his hair and sighed, then turned as Dayton leaned in close to whisper.

“time’s up and you have someone waiting.”

“Alright. Let Lissa know and I'll get Cal going.”

Dayton hopped off the bed and over to whisper in the kangaroo’s ear, “time’s up and we have to clean the room without Tice.”

Dan moaned loudly and held the roo's cheeks as she sucked hard and her tongue stroked his erection. “Oh God, I'm gonna cum!”

Lissa slipped her paw between his legs to grab his butt and pressed the tip of a claw to his anus.

Dan groaned and thrust his hips as he lost control.

Lissa licked him clean as she picked up his clothes, then slapped them on his belly and shoved him against the wall. “Time’s up. Get dressed.”

Tice squeezed the shrinking penis inside her and kissed Cal’s neck. “Time to go, sweetie. You've got to get married so you can show your wife what you've learned.”

“Oh Natalie, I love you.” He lifted his head and held the raccoon morph's head as he kissed her lips, then started humping her again.

Tice groaned and squeezed; he wasn’t getting hard again, but she admired his passion. “I'm sorry, sweetie, we’re out of time. You'll have to save the rest for tomorrow night.”

Cal stopped and sighed, then brushed his hand through the fur of her belly and breast, “I wish you could be there, at least for the wedding.”

“No, you need to focus on your wife and making her happy. Now, hurry up and get dressed. We have to clean the room.” She stroked his cheek then slipped away from him.

Cal pushed himself up and watched the morph roll off the bed and hurry to the bathroom, dodging the other raccoon as he came back from dumping the ice bucket.

Dayton gathered the empty beer bottles in the bucket and set it on the bottom of the cart, then pushed a chair back into place and started getting dressed.

Lissa picked up Tice's dress and hung it on the back of the other chair as she moved it, then gathered Cal's clothes and tossed them to him. “Hop up, 'sweetie.’ I need to change the cover.

Cal scrambled off the bed then started putting on his clothes.

Lissa folded the sides of the bedspread to the middle and tossed the whole thing in the closet, then grabbed another from a shelf.

Dan ate some fries and grinned, “This was so much better than watching naked girls dance with some ‘friends’ you barely know. Wasn't it Cal? Admit it.”

Cal tugged his shirt down, then bent over to get his shoes and sat on the bed, “I just don't know what I'm going to tell Natalie.”

“Nothing! That's the point of a bachelor party in Vegas. You get to have one last blast without feeling guilty.” Dan pushed off the wall and walked over to grab his own shoes and sat on the bed to put them on.

“But we tell each other everything.”

Dayton found his beer bottle beside the chair cushion and set it on the cart. “You can tell her that you watched two raccoon morphs have sex and you learned some things to help satisfy her. Oh, and your pal fucked a kangaroo.”

Lissa glared at him then slapped the bed, “Up! Up!”

Both boys stood up and turned around to watch the kangaroo spread the clean cover over the sheets.

“It's okay if you don't want to think of us as real so it's not cheating; we’re used to it.”

“But you are real! You're alive and intelligent and amazing. I don't know how anybody can think you're not real.”

“Relax Cal. They're just morphs.” Dan had some more fries.

“Yeah they're morphs, but… what's wrong with that?”

Dayton stood in the chair and put his paw on Cal's shoulder, “Don't worry about us. We've got it pretty good here.”

The bathroom door opened and Tice came out.

“Are we the first morphs you've met?” Lissa handed Tice her dress.

“No, well, I've never talked to one or…”

Tice brushed her dress into place and straightened some sequins, “Don't think about it too much. Free morphs in Australia and other places have it better, but we live the lives we've got. Come on, time to go.” She ushered them toward the door.

“But this isn't right.” Cal tried to turn around and argue, but Dayton pushed the cart after him and out the door.

“Don't worry about us. If it bothers you that morphs are property, treat them better. Enjoy your fries.” The small raccoon morph closed the door.

Tice picked up the phone, dialed in, punched in her code and listened, then pushed 3 to accept and hung up. “Well, I'm headed down the hall. How is the room?”

“It's in good shape. Sounds like we converted another one.” Lissa smirked.

Tice scoffed, “Don't expect to get 'saved.’ He’ll forget once he leaves. Speaking of, I have a regular waiting.” She headed for the door.

“Hey Tice, you're a raccoon like me, was it any good?”

“Sorry, Dayton; my parts are more human and I've had some big ones, so I barely felt you, but your tongue was nice.” She stroked the back of his head and leaned down to kiss his cheek, then opened the door.

“Tice! Can I talk to you?” Cal nervously approached the raccoon.

“It's someone else's time now. Go buy some more.” She waved to him as she closed the door and hurried the other direction.

“I guess it's back to waiting.” Dayton scratched his cheek, then adjusted his pants.

“You still owe me some of that tongue of yours.” Lissa hopped closer.

“Right here? We just cleaned up.”

“We could go back to my place. I can introduce you to Jenny.”

“What's Jenny?”

“Jenny's my roommate, a donkey morph. My other roommates might like you, but they're popular and rarely there.” Lissa stroked the small coon's ears.

“I don't want to miss a call, though.”

“You really think you would?”

“You’re right. Let's go meet Jenny.”

Lissa smiled and grabbed Dayton’s collar to pick him up.

The raccoon flailed in surprise, then hung limp and watched as the kangaroo held her pouch open to let his feet disappear inside.

“You're just the right size. Now, nobody will notice you on the females floor.”

Dayton adjusted to get comfortable in the snug pouch, “I could get used to traveling like this.”

“Just don't forget how you're paying the fare.” She opened the door and hopped through to close it.

“Oh, I'm looking forward to it.”