Shockstars

The moist lips, dyed to a black cherry color, turned up into a pretentious, snarling grin, making her seem like she was born from the clint eastwood strand for world war iii.

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992 The Battlefield

There are swirls around her eyes in dark kohl, and a silver ankh medallion of the sort pretentiously affected by undead shining on pale breasts.

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Violet Gets Violated!

Her foster father was a spineless accountant and her mother was a pretentious slag too preoccupied with trying to claw back her youth three tanning sessions at a time, to fulfill any kind of parental role.

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Came and Conquered

If this pretentious fuck could play dirty why couldn't he. he stood up, clenching his right hand in a tight fist as to not let any sand slip out. the prince was predictable. a young boy spoiled by war stories and hand outs.

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Bartender

(humans call it 'supermarket', but that seems a bit pretentious.) i knew that voice, too. that low, soft tenor... i had hardly expected to see him here. i turned around, facing him with a smile on my muzzle.it was the hawk from the massage parlor.

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Espy:Tales of a Femboy 2

There wasn't the pretentious sound of laughter anymore but rather quizzical huhs and kids asking what. "i didn't know until yesterday! my parents never told me and bought me boy's clothes. my granny and a couple of friends yesterday made me find out!"

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HUNTED C9

"pretentious little dwarf, you'd best hold that tongue should you wish to keep it." the drow warned his hood shifted slightly towards raku. " and you...stay away from the castle, you won't be warned a second time."

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Python(s)

Is this indication that pythons of any type are more suited to rainforests than computer rooms enough for you to wrap your small, pretentious little mind around?"

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Biofuel

It screamed pretentiously in its gaudy design, yet the raccoon walks in to see quite the sight. a gaggle of synthetic animals adorns the patronage of the establishment.

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Speeding is Bad, Part 1

His affinity for high-end electronics and vehicles always managed to make him look more like a pretentious asshole than he liked, but he could never find the heart to get rid of them. "thank you sir! i really, really appreciate this!"

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Bloody Knuckle -Ronson's Story-

pretentious piece of... chaz looked up, and told eduat to let the guy go. he immediately slithered off of him, and coiled up beside chaz's desk.

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