I Applied for a Delivery Job and Got Turned Into a Flying Reindeer?! Chapter Eight
_crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, craaaaap!_ "justin, do you swear to me, before the whole of the council of eight, that you love christmas with all your heart, and that you will strive to spread that love to willing hearts all across the world?"
Starfox Freefall
"crap! crap crap crap! uh...backup igniters." he frantically flicked a few more switches. "fire!" again, nothing. "uh. . . fuel dump, overload the main engine coil."
I Know It Has Been a Long Time
"crap!" crapping crap. it was already two minutes past nine - i had spent so much time reading the email that i was now actually late from the morning meeting! oh, shit.
Fur Fighters, Chapter 3
"holy crap..."
A Crappy Day
"now, say this with me ya lil' pile of crap. 'i like shit and i like to roll it around.' say it with me, and you'd get out."
Chapter 2: Morning mirrors and Breakfast jokes
則則則 author's note sorry for that it took so long, and i know it's a lame ending, but i'm gonna build something up on it, and i've gotta write some crap!
The Royal Apples - Part IX
"crap! crap! crap! and double-crap! the editor looked at his box with some confusion. "why would it affect our 'understanding?
Pit Stops
He probed his tongue gently against the bear's tight hole, scraping off the leftover bits of crap, shivering with lust at the bitter taste.
Crashing Into Fate
crap crap crap crap thought josh as he ran through the snow. there wasn't that much snow but it did make it harder to run because of the slippery ice. "my god why does my first class of the day have to be so far away!"
Changes - Part 2.7
"so, seriously it doesn't matter that he beat the crap out of your friends?" "well i'm sure they're pissed, but i don't give a crap. actually i'm sorry for trying to beat you up; i didn't know you had gone straight." "yep."
Dirty Dicks
The tiger started pissing into his own mouth while he crapped into the lion's maw.
A Reptile in a Feline's World
"yeah... it was a song that depressed me even further, and without thinking, i... oh crap." it then hit me as to what i had done, and i buried my face in my hands. "crap crap crap crap."