Plenty of other jokes that wouldn't have been nearly so embarrassing to get delivered, or indeed to receive as a gift, however humorously it was intended.
Clitoris, Cum, Dildo, Ejaculation, G-spot, M/solo, Male, Masturbation, Mustelid, Orgasm, Pussy, Skunk, Solo, Squirting, Toys, Vaginal, Vibrator, Wet, intersex
If i don't, he'll start doing knock-knock jokes... and i don't think they are very good" we laughed.
fredbear said "thanks for laughing there kid... it reminded me of a knock-knock joke!" springbonnie quickly walked away. "knock-knock" said fredbear.
AfaF, Animatronic, Fnaf, Fox, Robot
# looks like we will be missing karaoke joked sargint mack joked
everyone laughed at his joke
when they got to the island there was lots of shooting
rpg derek cried really powerful gun he chuckled
"all right men", declared sargint
Aliens, Future, Military, Sci-Fi, World war 6, marines
On tv, he was joking about "soapbox oratory" and was joking about needing a twenty-foot-tall soapbox. kane shook his head at the joke. kuro heard the tv from another room, and when she heard him joking, she shook her head. "silly..."
Wolf, Yiff
Over time the lewd joking mostly perpetrated by males toward females on yiffmas became more and more extreme, until the greeting "murry yiffmas" stopped being used as a joke, and became more of a statement of expectation made by males to females, which they
Alternate Society, Christmas, M/F, Party, yiffmas
He didn't help wash dishes when it wasn't his night, he didn't laugh at her jokes or do her laundry when work was busy, no he just made sure she didn't get too drunk by 9am, when she had to be at work.
Bear, Dog, Highschool, M/M, No-Yiff
I guess being my twin brother spares him the teasing... or maybe the jokes are just jokes. my train of thought derails as xander's fingers slide between my toes. those were soft sensitive spots and his fingers tickled lightly. "
"alright!"
Foot Fetish, Fox, Gay, Highschool, Jocks, M/M, Oral, Teenagers, Twincest
Is this a joke?"**
no not a joke, a promise. and you forgot the reformed part.
**"oops"**
**author's note:**
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thanks for reading!
comment, vote etc. i would love some input.
consider sharing my story with somepony else pretty please?
Celestia, Discord, Fourth Wall Demolition, MLP, Magic, Male, My Little Pony, Series, Story Progression, Transformation
Even though it was supposed to be a joke, i just stood there in shock and let the big polar bear have his way with me like i was a gay blowup doll.
Akita, Comedy, Coming Out, Gay, Highschool, Locker Room, M/M, Oh God Somebody Give This Kid A Hug, Polar Bear, Story Series, Stressball
I said, mildly irritated that my own mother had pulled the same joke on me. maybe it was a joke that all mothers share: "how to annoy your gay son with jokes about dresses."
crystal laughed.
No-Yiff, Wolf