Space Dorks; Starring Doolie Saito
"hey space douche, get down to the cargo bay, yoooouuu oh my gawd!" jack jumped back, after bursting through the hatch, shielding his eyes as he noticed my exposed cock, "for fuck dude! put that thing away."
Hidden: Chapter 13
The mention of the admiral got my attention and i knew that it wasn't that damn douche who had been bugging me. i opened my crusty lids and gave my eyes a few moments to adjust to the light.
Outside Looking In- Chapter 4- The Suicide
“stop being a douche bag and admit you like cock. you little faggot.” john said and the group started chanting the word “faggot” over and over again.
Not so Tough
Go ahead and scream, no one's gonna help you, you're too much of a douche." david stooped down a bit, to let his thick cock slap at kyle's chin. "you feel that little slut? by the end of the week, you'll be begging for that cock every night.
Happy Halloween Sis!
"hey sam, paige wanted me to tell you that she's too ill to come so she's letting your sister use her costume because her douche of a boyfriend flaked on her" courtney said without any hint of irony or looking down at mia bent over beside her, very
Three bears
"hahaha douche bottle... washed him out good!" kord laughed derisively, knowing the polar bears humiliation had just deepen greatly. the white bear whimpered, but didn't resist as the fluids washed out his sore asshole.
One in the Dark
Unfortunately, he wore his collars popped, which made him look more like a douche than he probably was. "another pitcher, please?"
Jealousy Redo
He began to growl and was about to use those muscles he had gained from being an otter to reach in and choke whoever this was because he must have been some sort of idiot or a douche or maybe just both, but a pair of fuzzy tan arms rapped themselves around
A Tribute to Tesslyn
I admit, once or twice i wanted to stop reading as a matter of principle, and ask tesslyn why he or she was such a massive douche. but hey! i kept reading! and i understood how important those events were to the development of the characters.
My Little Runaway
And she had shacked up with a douche-bag. not an all that uncommon situation maybe, but one he was sick of hearing about. if she liked assholes, he would be one for her. but for once, she was going to enjoy it. "show me," he said.
Untouchable Chapter 51: Meeting in the Middle: Sean
Better, how the hell is losing someone i love above all others better, you douche bag!" xander said punching sean's hurt shoulder."fuck dude, that hurt," sean said clutching his arm."good, pain might bring you to your senses," xander said."
Original - The Anniversary
She took her time shampooing her entire body, inside and out, douching the leftovers of the day's users out of her cunt and ass. a thorough rinse, shower off, and then a nice hot air dry.