Commission: The Phantom Fucker, Part 1
He blushed and picked his bible back up, noticing one of his other two bookmarks, one that rarely if ever moved from its current spot.
Acamas -- A Shepherd's Apathy
If you're easily offended by alternative interpretations of the bible, then i wouldn't pick it up. otherwise it's a hoot.
Blasphemy In The Den
He found his dad reading from the bible at the dining room table and found gabe in the kitchen making himself toast. michael walked up and snatched one and before gabe could protest he had it crammed in his mouth, smiling.
The Wakeup Call (2)
Phil yelled, but still unable to do anything, not jumping out of the bed, not throwing the plushie away, not trying to scramble out of the bed to grab a bible or something to protect him from his...possession...this was practically something out of a chucky
Donked and Foaled by my Dad
Mom kind of got lost into a toxic religion, in her later years before she died early, becoming a really hateful bible thumper who dragged my younger brother, jacob with her into a really intolerant, racist, church group.
Chapter 5: The False Preacher
He walked up with his bible in hand. the crowd was jeering and calling us names, and were throwing things at us. many of them were screaming "fags!" and such. the priest raised his hands in the air. everyone is silent.
Chapter 11 - The Shepherd
It may be in the bible that says that, but who wrote the bible? it was the hand of man, and not god's hand, that wrote the book.
Ethical Sadism
One on hand, this was her day off and she’d rather not spend it talking with some bible thumper. on the other, annoying someone trying to pull the bible belt further up michigan might be fun.
Dragon Ranch: Epilogue
~the breeders who are named paul and silas are taken from the bible. in the book of acts, those two guys are locked up in prison when their prison doors miraculously flew open and they escape.
Kioga 10: Incontinental Shift
The jeers, the nicknames: pee-oga, diaper davis, bible dumper, and "hey cheetah, are those tear marks actually tinkle streams?"
Feeling Feral, Feeling Good
I never dwelled on size before, but i swear on the bible it was longer. my impression was proved to be correct. maggie had tired of the toys, but had followed verona's advice in leaving me be for a while.
~Our Father who aRT IN HEAVEN!~ REVISED!!
He didn't however tell him that oral or other forms of touching would also constitute it too, but he made sure to stress just how wrong it was according to the bible... after pondering for a while jon decided on his answer...