Temple Streaking

cricket. am i speaking in the common tongue?" he asks his companion. cricket nods, but the words he says back have no meaning. “i cannot understand them anymore. you'll need to finish for me cricket?"

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I love horses...

One sheep, two sheep, three shee- cricket "dammit..." one sheep, two shee- cricket "eahhhh...fucking a" one s-cricket cricket cricket one sheep! two sheep!! three sheep!!! "ha ha! you fuckers didn't interrupt me that time!"

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Will & Tess 1

I named them cricket and toad, though i'm not sure why on either account. they told me to do things. cricket told me to be good and kind to folks, maybe go out and make friends even. you know, become sociable again.

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Slugs in the Study (Commission for happywolf23)

In another drawer, he had a few crickets he used for feeding his personal collection of fauna. he rubbed some of the slick slime onto one of the crickets. the slime stained the insect's surface with a light blue colour.

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Wasp's Surrogate

She strokes under the female cricket's chin. "but, are you ready to be a good girl?" the female cricket blinks, shaking her head, pulling herself back. "w-wait, this can't be right. what are you saying?"

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Star Gazing: Introduction

The wind blew and the crickets chirped, but that did not sway their determination. their minds were set on one goal: calm, quiet, peace.

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Crunching Leaves and Making Kittens

The cricket's taking up that space." "the cricket?" they looked at the eraser that represented the cricket. it was a good few inches away from where they were pointing. "uh, how big is the cricket, again?" "hmmm..." 8-track looked around.

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Wasp's Surrogate 1

He lumbers through the streets of the city, the chirping of crickets and cicadas serenading one another as a racket and a testament to the debauchery of the town.

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A Good Enough Christmas Story

"it's called '_honey i shrunk the rest of me too so jiminy cricket can fuck me'_!" asterbury flipped through the pages, whistling. "boy, that is one hung cricket!" "ohhh, my god." the coyote dragged a hand down his muzzle, groaning.

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Cricket Needs to Go Pee

He rushed to the bathroom to grab a role, then hurried back to cricket. looking away, he handed cricket the role. unfortunately, he didn't see where he was handing it, causing cricket to bump it out of his talons.

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Through the Looking Glass: Penance: Chapter 4-A

The cricket came at him next, but the leopard was ready, and then the cricket joined the bird in the brief paralysis on the ground.

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Wasp's Surrogate 4

She strokes under the female cricket's chin. "but, are you ready to be a good girl?" the female cricket blinks, shaking her head, pulling herself back. "w-wait, this can't be right. what are you saying?"

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