Heroes of Legend -- Also Ran
"I can hold my breath for a really long time!" the young sea otter said. "I mean a really long time, two or three hours!" Hanuman, the Monkey King, looked aside to Metal Coon. Murphy, in his articulated, titanium-alloy power armor, looked back....
Dance, Rabbit, Dance
"You're late again, Rob," said Sandra. (Her tone-of-voice was suspiciously level.) Robert Rabbit glared at his wife for a moment. Then he sat his fluffy tail in a chair at the kitchen table and waited for the haranguing. To his surprise, his wife sat...
Rudolph Does Glee
**WARNING: non-consensual, BDSM** Donner's cock slid out of Rudolph's tail hole, nearly to his hard, gleaming tip. Rudolph squealed as the great organ slammed back into him. "Oh Donner... ahn... never stop......
Heroes of Legend -- The Hardest Part
The mighty sea otter walked slowly into his audience chamber and slumped towards his throne. His crown. little more than a golden band across his brow, hung slightly ajar. He leaned on his trident as he trudged. At last he took his throne. Another...
Tunnels Of Darkness
_ **Author's Note -** My apologies to those expecting squirrels and finding Richardson's Ground Squirrels instead. The keyword selector kept switching "gopher" to "goat" and "rodent" to "robot," both of which were even further off._ _ **FURTHER NOTE...
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Get There
When It Absolutely, Positively Has To Get There a commission for Data Pacrat by A.D. Burrows "Sir," came a rather canine, female voice over the intercom, "please enter this chamber and stand with your feet on the foot prints." "Life inspection?"...
Two Little Otters
Once there were two little otters living in a hollow tree by a river. They loved to wrestle and chase each other when they weren't catching fish to eat. And when the sun was too bright or the night was too dark, they went into their den in the trunk of...
Talking Gerbils
"Excuse me," said the gerbil, "could we have another carrot please? This one's nearly gone." Mr Smith, the pet store owner, sat down heavily on the floor. The voice hadn't come from one of his smart alec customers after all. It really was the gerbil...
A Cute Fragment
_I was walking around the other day, thinking about stuff and I came up with this. I wrote it down, but I doubt I'll ever have much use for it. I still think it's cute enough to post. FYI, an AA12 is a military-grade, recoil-less, automatic, 12 gauge...
Korps -- A Part
CONTENT WARNING: ACAB, violence, terror, graphic sex, obscene language He was running. They were catching up. He ran as fast as he could, tried to make himself run even faster, but he couldn't and they were catching up quickly. He jumped at a wall,...
Wedding Bell Blues
Kuro looked deeply into his coffee cup. "So you're getting married," he said. "Next month," Sheila replied, "on Saturday ninth." "It should be a nice day," Sandi added. The big fox nodded. He sighed. He stared into his coffee some more. ...
Feed The Squirrels
"Give mine sand-which!" the squirrel growled from the branch of a nearby tree. "Look, it's salmon!" the man replied. "It's meat! Squirrels don't eat meat!" "You're wastin' your time," said a voice behind him. "Those guys don't know how to listen."...