Harbinger, Chapter 9
"full metal jackoff." jack burst out laughing and ashanti chuckled. "the general's character is one creepy-looking motherfucker, too. he's got his face painted up like a clown.
Chapter 2: A Test of Wills
"anyways jackoff, why is that the first thing you say to me?" he laughed. "is that an honest question? what the hell else would i talk about? i know you were looking at it cause you didn't message me back like usual. so, i want to hear your thoughts."
Changes: Part 2
It'd been a bad night, i felt so horny, but without being able to jackoff there'd been nothing i could do about it.
Clutches of the Dragon
It was almost, \*almost\* a shame to have to let whoever this jackoff was have a vid core this sweet. no way some idiot executive type could appreciate the graphical fidelity of a sixty-four core video processor.
Black Night Out
Dude no need to be so violent here man we on the same page here like as long as you get the goods and i get the green we all go home without a bullet popped in us you hear me man" the alligator only looked at him with a serious glare "like we agreed to you jackoff
Shark Fin Shores
Had he simply started breathing in the water part way through his jackoff section? wasn't there supposed to be some sort of pain? had he really just felt his dick split? why was he still feeling so good?!
2- The Wolf Captain of Denhaven
"yeah, yeah... flamin' keep the money, jackoff," the wolf muttered under his breath.
Chaser: Chapter Four
But now, if i didn't play my cards right, i could be thrown into the slam for not letting these jackoffs kill me. glad i have something to look forward to.
All Things Quiet And Sweet 4 - Lies
I ain't talkin' 'bout some jackoff called bob or delaney or whutever!" "what!? well who did i kill then mister all-seeing asswipe?!" "lemme jumpstart yer memory huh?!
So You've Been Transmogrified: Avery
Her long former career as an officer in the army had more than well prepared her for anything a bunch of corporate jackoffs in suits could throw at her.
A Very Delusional Christmas
Just stop shooting all these poor random jackoffs, okay?" on the contrary, the bunnies continued doing exactly that.
Harbinger, Chapter 12
The pißwasser truck passed by with the gamertag "full metal jackoff" hovering above it. the view switched to a point above the truck and sanchez's arm stuck out the window, holding a sticky bomb.