Warrior Sorcerors in the Gay Analvore Kingdom of the Eevee Atmosphere
The day I embarked on the quest to save the hermaphroditic vampire pony princess was the same day I learned how to stick both hands inside my rectum. First I had to hump my way through the Fields of Randomized Battles. This part of the journey was...
The summary of the Gyetkti Floating Cattle by Professor Marlo Trotsky
Hello dear reader, I do hope this book finds you in good shape. I have been living on the planet of Gyetkti for several years now, in a village of about 20 citizens. The natives of the planet are a bit of an enigma themselves, being cephelopodiforms...
How I Got Banned From PonyCon
I solve problems with my crotch Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows. Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine. _(Exeunt)_
Sunny Bunny Dreamboat Mirage
Nothing happened. Then suddenly: Cum Volcano. Everyone became pregnant. _Especially_ the men.
Sparklejizz, and the Defennecation of Prague
Precisely 3 seconds after being hurled... or actually drop-kicked... out of a fourth-story window of a red-roofed mansion, Sparklejizz - the douchiest fennec ever - began to wonder where he had gone wrong in his adorable, albeit totally stupid...
A 'Big' Problem?
A 'Big' Problem? Herm - Solo Endless orgasm Endless growth Hyper growth Reality destruction Slugging through the court work was taking a lot longer than she had planned. After all the commotion about how they were trying to make the process...
Neoteny is Monotony
April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...
Bloodfuckers
If ever there was I time that I loved her, it was in that instant - Holding her fur, kissing her face, and feeling the warmth of her blood as it ran down my fingers. Then I bit her head off because I don't actually have a brain. And then I fucked...
Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES
There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies. I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the...
Summer Inflation in the Pool
He wanted it all, head swimming, yet he was well and truly at the mercy of his partner as he floated on top of his partner, the water splashing up around them as his belly churned and gurgled with need. "ohhh..."
Sweet Treat for Master
The dark of night cloaked the cobblestones of the walled city Coblent. The moon shone brightly above, and magelights in glass lamps illuminated the thoroughfares. But that light faded the moment anyone left the main streets for the alleys and...
The Nexus Island Resort - Day Three
The squeaking of their bodies together filled the air as havok climbed on top of kir once more, only this time with the lizardman floating on his back as he did so.