A Night at the Barr

She liked men, and furthermore she liked straight men. gay men liked men, not women with dicks, and straight men were more likely to have the attitude she enjoyed.

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Don't 'hey gurl' me

Our fights are one in the same as these homophobic voices also limit female choices for no one who has spoken up has been listened to for we don't know better than a straight male.

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Furry Fandom survey meme

I've felt well accepted as an old, white, straight guy.

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Changes - Part 1.4

Even the wolf jock had trouble keeping composure while talking to the lithe panther because her teasing personality and sweet-as-honey voice was enough to make any straight guy get a little premature. the class was taught by a middle-age male cheetah.

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Satin Circus -- Last Act of the Night

"but why would straight men do that to boys?" "blessed if i know! maybe they think it proves they can... push little guys around. maybe they're too ugly or too rude to keep a girl.

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Hidden Passions Flourish CH. 1

Jason always was able to pull off the heterosexual male thing too well. way too well. he acted like a straight guy, talked straight. whenever aidan got jason to go to the club with him, he flirted with no one because they were either gay men or lesbians.

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Stand Up And Fight!

Marker didn't deserve to know that the man he by all accounts trusted like a soldier must trust his fellow man in fellow battle had made such a terrible fool of himself and was known to attack straight men with his tongue. so fucking stupid of me.

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Clueless ch16: Threesomes are totally a hobby you guys

_ain't nothing like having a straight boy trying to get you out of your pant-_ goddammit, no! despite the hours of contemplation on coming out to my friends, i instinctively reverted back to my 'straight-boy football star rob' persona.

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Don't mess with the lion

"i... am... a damn... fucking straight guy... and you... \*gasps\*...k-know it..." "what was that again...? you were straight? or still am?" sam hadn't stopped his ministration though.

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Marigold chains: Chapter One

My recomendation is to pretend your at least 16, cos then you can argue that "straight men can shag and marry at my age, i can join the army, and die, at my age... but i can't read a peice of literature which is slightly contraversial, cos i'm my age?"

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Whaddayou Mean The Sex Was Bad?!

God falling for a straight guy... i really knew how much that could suck. although... he fell for a straight guy, but here i was, a guy he _knew_ was gay confessing feelings for him, so then the main reason that he'd turn me down would be...

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Peer Mentoring

straight guy mode: engage! "hey, jonathon, what are you doing tomorrow night? do you want to come with me and mike and jason and bill to the fall expo? they're gonna have a game tournament! with prizes! it's gonna be all kinds of fuck yeah!"

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