Rest Stop Chapter 1
Your mama," "taste the rainbow here," "obama 4evar," "obama butt-raped mccain," and so many other "delightful" and "witty" phrases.
The Virginity Fairy (Preview/Tester/Teaser)
obama." now caylen felt really uncomfortable, standing there in just his t-shirt with this strange creature looking up at him. maybe he wasn't in that much of a hurry to lose his virginity after all.
Furst Strike- Ch. 2: The Pentagon
"as you may well remember, twenty years ago president obama got a deal with iran to curb their nuclear program. which was great except for one small thing: if a new ruler comes to power and doesn't like the plan, the deal has no power over him.
Sic Itur Ad Astra
. ********** tom ryan was the barack obama, the jfk, the tony blair, the new face and the new voice of nasa. he was 31, beautiful family, hollywood looks and mit smarts.
Raiderstuck (part 2)
Pohatu: "okay this is totally lame, baked doritos suck" greg: "yeah, but i have connections with the land of presidents and patriotism and i called joe biden and told him to make it so you can only buy baked doritos at school and say that michelle obama
My Hero and Me: My Greatest Adventure Ever 9: Complications
"let's just hope obama wins." i said and the ronso nodded. we just embraced each other and looked on to each other until my eyes shut and we fell asleep. i know this was short, but i had writer's block all break.
Calm Between the Storms (A2,B3,C12)
All eyes on obama. why?" "in 2011," watson began, "the president and his staff were made acutely aware of a supernatural presence. they were read-in by the paranormal investigative unit put into place quietly by j. edgar hoover.
Bright Eyes Never Die
Ares grabbed the paper and looked at the picture of obama as a samurai and george bush as a cowboy, engaged in mortal combat. "i think this is one of the greatest things i've ever seen." he said with a slight smile.
Border Crisis: Going to the Dogs
Thanks to obama's quick, decisive response, his poll numbers are actually going up." "i'm being thrown under the bus. did you hear they're going to press charges against me? _me!_i'm the fucking _victim_here.
Star Fox Chronicles: Chapter 26: The Home I Came to Miss
Earlier speeches from president barack obama have stated that although they grieve for the family's loss of the two boys.
A Dragon in a New York City Zoo
So i bought much more and contacted my king barack obama. i made arrangements for an audience. i arrived at his white house a little early and his personal guard was very surprised when i said, " i have a two 'o'clock" i ended up being late.
A Journey Begun - Chapter 11 - See How They Run
Liddell looked at me as if i'd just asked him to kiss obama on the cheek. and not the one on his ass either, the bosses of our bosses were already doing that. "are you nuts, anderson?