Plights of a Furry (con)Artist

parody of bad business practices that are sometimes found within the community.

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Dances With Meat...

In a time long ago, a religious bovine zealot called _John the Brisket_ was holding court, telling his listeners to straighten up and fly right because the Big Cheese was sending his Number One Son. "Straighten the path," John would preach to his...

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Jack Hopps Chapter 1 Part 1 of 4 (A Zootopia Story)

Chapter 1 Bye Bye Bunny Burrow, Hello Holiday! Part 1 of 4 It was an ordinary day in Bunny Burrow, Stu and Bonnie were packing suitcases full of all sorts. Stu: The lotion? Bonnie: Yep Stu: Carrots?! Bonnie: For godsake Stu! They grow Veg over...

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 6

CHAPTER 6: THE MASKED MIMIGA The Masked Mimiga appeared to be a cyborg Mimiga just like King; I couldn't quite figure out who he was, but he definitely looked familiar. Also, he had a lightsaber just like King's,except that this one was red instead...

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 5

CHAPTER 5: IN ONE EAR, OUT THE OTHER "OOF! OW! D'OH! URK! OUCH!" I yelled in pain, making a very rough-and-tumble crash-landing inside the enormous robot's left ear canal. "Well, I don't see any wax in here whatsoever..." "INTRUDER ALERT!" the...

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 4

CHAPTER 4: WAR OF THE WORDS Back at the orphanage, we got all of our stuff together and prepared for the Doctor's uprising. I got my metal baseball bat and a garbage-can lid, and King got his lightsaber. All of the other 48 Mimigas in our army...

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 3

CHAPTER 3: THE DOCTOR LOVES CHILDREN Arriving at Building 122004, we hopped off of our motorcycles and went in. "Hello, we would like to book an appointment with the Doctor." I explained. "By appointment, do you mean interview?" the lobby...

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Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 2

CHAPTER 2: DIGGING FOR GOLD IN THE SHOWER The next day, I decided to play an extremely idiotic yet downright hilarious prank on King for comedy relief's sake. After he took his shower, I took my shower and stayed in the shower with the water...

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High School Porn Star

#1 of hsps a parody of a parody following the exploits of a high schooler caught up in the throes of teenage lust and blackmail. points if you can guess the basis. :3 hsps : intro hey.

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Pridelands' Dirty Secret

** ** ** **this story is a parody, and does not reflect the way how i write "properly". in fact, it takes a particular effort to produce something you are about to read, so keep that in mind.

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Captain One Eyed Jack and The Cabin Boy

** ** ** ** **gruffy's intro:** _this story is a parody written as my alter ego alex, and in no way reflects the way i usually write - as you should realize about within two lines reading into this story.

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A Gay Lion King Parody 19

#19 of gay lion king parody another chapter of the lion king parody, in which case we focus on some of the side and secondary characters.

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