That means no flirting, no touching, no sex talk. save that shit for the full moon, got it?"
stolas took a deep breath. this imp should count himself lucky he can get away with talking like that to a member of the ars goetia.
Demon, Dragon, Fanfiction, Helluva Boss, Male, Owl, Romance
That at least proved she had been given some sort of 'sex talk' before. it was a valiant effort for trying to sound smart, but of course she proved once again that she only half listened.
"it's really gooey!" was all she said at first.
Age Difference, Canine, Cat, Dog, Feline, Female, Fondling, Golden Retriever, M/F, Male, Semi-Incest, Shower, Siblings, Straight, Teen, Underage, hot dogging
It fucking talks." he whispered, almost hysterically.
dave turned back to the raptor, and stared at her.
"why aren't we dead?" he asked, not really expecting an answer.
"because i don't want to kill you."
Action, Human, M/F, Military, Non-Anthro, Raptor, Realistic, Violence (Not In Yiff)
He attended a public school like everyone else but never engaged in any sex talk outside of formal sex education and health classes. he really only knew that males and females engaged in 'sex' in order to create a baby.
"really?
Bible camp, Bull Terrier, M/M, Masturbation, Tabby cat, Teenagers
She had never given them the sex talk either. they seemed to have the average knowledge of a preteen though. penis gets put in something, something comes out.
Bisexual, Cub, F/M/M, Feline, Humiliation, Incest, MILF, Mother/Son, NC, Rape, preteen
Bobby felt he was getting a hard on from the hot sex talk with sandra and he pushed a hand into his pants and began to rub his cock up and down and he was soon panting.
Anal, Cock Growth, Cum, Deep Penetration, Domination/Submission, Double-Penetration, Knot, M/M, M/M/M, Muscle Growth, Oral, Orgy, Transformation, Werewolf
"dad would you shut the hell up and let me fucking talk?"
a stunned silence was left hanging on the other end of the line and in the apartment.
"thank you.
Bisexual, Bunny, Mouse, Wolf, Wolfox
I don't want you to fucking talk. i just want you to listen" riley felt like he shouldn't even waste his time...
\*sigh\*
"alright then riley... what is it?" he still had that dick-ish attitude.
Eevee, Fearow, Fight, Forest, Persian, Pokemon, Riley, School, Violence, den, swearing
I don't ever remember my parents giving me a talk about it, or even the sex talk for that matter. it doesn't make sense that they wouldn't know, so they ether forgot or are dead set on avoiding the issue.
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(ash stunned silent)
pikachu: woo i can fucking talk, this is fucking cool. now i can tell you you're a fuckin dumb ass ash and the only fuckin reason i haven't left you yet is cuz you saved my life. when i finally save yours i....
Pokemon, Random characters, randomness