A New Life: Delivery

Besides the usual "thank you for choosing us" and "we hope you will be happy with your product" marketing blah, it contained some necessary information about the product, because when buying from their cheap product line, you don't have a lot of choices.

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Condom Testing [Living Latex]

"welcome to condomco, the most loved producer of sex products in the world. thank you for volunteering to test out our newest products, we hope not to disappoint!

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An Evertech Tale Chapter 36

Joseph's voice was burnt into splicer's memory, it called him product, always a product, forever a product.

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The House Always Wins

"the organization i represent offers a number of sensual products, trained to fulfill a variety of sexual and emotional needs. not to sound too crass, but, as i'm guessing you've already heard, these products used to be men and women.

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HSR Notes on the Void Warfare

This excludes food, construction, capital goods production, farming, and everything else not related to the production of wartime spacecraft. 8% are mobilized, so for every worker there are two soldiers, which seems wrong.

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Farumir Works - FAQ

** _ if the item arrives at your address damaged or if the product is faulty in any way then yes i will issue a full refund or send you a replacement whichever you prefer, however i will not issue a refund or replacement if the product has been altered

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Grow-tion

The last one sounded interesting to the golden-yellow squirrel, he oughta see what people thought before even considering purchasing the product. he started going through them, skimming through the praise people were heaping onto the product.

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Masks Now Available

Watching them un-bugger their product setup so that one can actually search for masks? kinda fun.

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dog's time

We can not say more without compromising the security of rights to the product, still in testing.

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Fox Sphere ™

The hyena grinned, keeping eye contact with his audience as he turned the product around and lapped out against it with his tongue. "our products are in a constant state of need, ready for you whenever you want them."

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The Unintended Curse Ch17

But now knowing what we know about what type of product i deal in, what are we going to do about those products?"

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