Horny Jail For Two
“i'm mostly waiting for you to run out of terrible fire puns." searan's smirk broadened. “dialga could fast-forward me a thousand years and i'd still be tossing 'em out. and i'm not gonna wait that long.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
A smirk was plastered across his face, forgetting for a moment that the puns were near enough mood-killing if the tension between them not as palpable.
A Gift or a Curse Ch. 2
"pun...pun!!" he cried back, panting hard as he continued to rut her. "f-faster, a little faster please? ohh!!" the big bunny pokemon granted her wish as he sped up, his powerful hips driving deep inside her.
Bunny Love: Chapter 6
The separated, and rose saw blake's new bone (pun intended), and her eyes lit up. rose: ooooh! that's a big bone you've got there. blake: well, maybe i should bury it somewhere safe.
Scott's Night Off: A Serenifi Spin-Off
Scott: nice frickin' pun! so... do you wanna do anything? "ruffle some feathers", if you know what i mean?
Miranda Fox: One Night At Freddy's
Right as i was hoping he'd finish and \*\*\*\* off (no pun intended), i noticed a long vine before my snout, hanging from a tree the size of a house. a one-story house, if you will.
I need to man up of fur up... or some lame pun
My first plan to tell mom was a good one, but she just has to go shopping when I'm at school!I need a plan B but everything else I think of has flaws to say the least.I jumped into a pond and swam for a dead duck... In the middle of October.I cut my...
FA Secret Santa Thing
"lo pun?" \ she said out loud cocking her head to the side as she heard her voice, but not the words she wanted to say. "lo, pun. pun!." \
Casting Call
Id=35225 this is more of a double entendre than a pun so may not qualify, but i don't care, it's still funny and double entendre can be puns as well. the contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline.
A Super Bowl Spitroast
Thomas cried out, making a pun at perhaps the most inappropriate time. his seed was already welling up in his sack, however, and it unleashed itself in a flood as it spilled into jesse's already stuffed maw.
Taris Fails a Student
Taris Fails a Student "Ms Lang,i would like to see you after class," the large wolftaur leading the class called out, minutes before the bell. A blue female goat jumps, her hand snapping away from her exposed crotch where it had drifted while she day...
Poem: Double Life (of depression)
And of course the lame furry pun! fill my heart with childlike joy! no longer am i the sad little boy! they open my heart to love unknown i can feel it seep into dry bone. now an animal costume, being sewn.