Talks
"then don't ask what it is until you've found out for yourself, jackass." and he goes down on me again, drawing out a growl. fuckin' jackass.
Breaking the Rules
"that jackass."
Band Days
"i'm sorry for the lack of taste in your beer ya jackass, but finding out that my friend already knew i'm gay was actually a bit shocking."
Unusual behaviour
Usually he'd just be the jackass he always was and tease and make fun of me. but i guess he did know when it was and wasn't alright to do that.
Gods get bored
"hey jackass! what're you doing on my lawn" i demanded, standing over him. was he... you're kidding me. he was asleep with a book over his face. what is up with this guy and books?
The Maned Wolf (M/M) (Pt. 5 of "Under The Devil's Eye")
"you are a pompous jackass, and no one wants to fuck around with you, it seems. well, that means all the more for me, because i bet this asshole's never even been fucked."
A Journey Begun - Chapter 7 - Unexpected
"that's the point, jackass." stadium. a few hours from now. there was a soccer game scheduled then. "who are you hitting?"
Night of the Weredonk, New Employee Policys
Steven craned his longer neck to see leo standing behind him with a goofy jackass grin as his tail wagged behind him.
The Day And Life Of An Umbreon-Chapter 2
"oww why is evryone shouting in my ear today jackass" "well you were quiet for five minutes and i got bored" the eevee was already getting on dylans nerves.
No Accident
Just place his hand on the street, let the jackass drive into his palm, and then clench that into a fist. he would not give a damn if the rider jumped off in time or not. posted using postybirb azure heard the motorcycle zooming around the street.
A shameful secret 3
He looked up at the horny donkey's ugly muzzle, for some sense of what the nasty jackass was planning to do next.
Lessons in humility...
The high born horse moaned louder, making janna giggle as she glanced over at her husband with the old jackass on his back.