A minotaur comedy - Chapter One
. :) also note: this is a comedy.
The Aristocrats!
Jazz and art attend an open mic comedy club for the chance to try out a new old joke. "i didn't even know you knew any jokes," art quips to me as we drive to the comedy club. "ahah, funny, asshole.
Comercials
#1 of comedy i did these as a comedy routine at an open mic. they were very popular. i'm looking to do another set of them. if you can think of any more products or commercials, let me know. - mr bacon's bacon flavored toothpaste.
The Mating Habits of the College Bound Mantis
Keywords: mutilation, insect, vore, school, comedy, humor, series, short, pseudo-rape/nc????, bad language and now, our feature presentation...
Stay the Horse
#1 of comedies and now some humor. a long while back, i read a hilarious short story called "pact with the devil", that got me thinking about the wonderful world of writing, trying to make it big, and getting that "thanks but no thanks" form letter.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter One
A zany comedy, a tear-jerking tragedy, an ever deepening mystery. a reality-bending villain. revaramek the resplendent has become all of these things, and much, much more. and it all begins here.
Kween Karen Lays an Egg (Ouch!)
Well, because this is a comedy (or because orca was an animus and decided she still needed a momma for awhile yet, you decide) queen coral did not explode. but also being a comedy, it hurt just the same.
Advent Provides (Ch 6)
Sleep came easy, i lost some energy after outrunning that reporter, and those romantic comedies took what i had left.
Love in the West Forties
One fair evening it so happens that I am passing the corner of Forty-Seventh and Broadway, minding my own business as a fur is wont to do, when I spy the sight of Freddy Two-Stripes leaning against a doorway talking to an elderly jaguar dame by the...
This is Madness!
_Author's note: Ah yes, it is indeed madness. The mind of Mysterydude is a scary place at two a.m. I suddenly imagined a world where EVERYTHING had an anthropomorphic version. It hasn't really been edited at all, and it's...
Chapter 1: Normality has left the building.
**This story series is Part 2 of the "New Worlds" saga. It follows on from the story in Part 1: With Darkness Descending.** **The Author would strongly advise reading Part 1 first. From chapter 9 of The Gryphon Complex, the two stories are closely...
The Kitty (NOT by Edgar Allan Poe)
Once a midnight one December, afront the fires filled with ember Locked in watching "Come September", a trashy chick-flick sort of bore As I feasted off of chicklen, bound from Sanders finger-lickin' I felt the stabbin' and the stickin', of some...