My friends know the best jokes
Today during Canadian geography, one of my friends said "there is this girl in Rocky harbor... and she wants the D"I turned to him, looked him in the eye and said "she likes it Rocky"Nearly everyone in the class heard me say that and Nearly everyone...
Korps -- Horseplay (Minus The Horse)
CONTENT WARNING: explicit sex, play fighting, unspeakably tasteless pun Bobby stretched out on the sofa, his back to the room, his head in his otter teammate’s lap. He petted Olivia’s tummy while she played a video game on her RCGs. (In his own...
top 10 rules to being popular on sofurry
10.don't be huskydingo where only 1 or 2 people really do like you only to "fix" you 9.write "creative things that last so long you have to scroll 8.interactive storys are bad ideas nobody cares or will pay attenion 7.you will get 3-5 stars if you...
Comercials
- Mr Bacon's bacon flavored toothpaste. Give your breath the flavor she'll always come back for. Bitches love bacon. - Cud Fresh. One swipe on your tongue keeps your breath fresh, even as you regurgitate to your fourth stomach. Available in Original...
Your Best [INSERT HERE] Walks Into a Bar Jokes With a Twist!
A finely-dressed fellow walks into a bar with a wee little bloke sitting on his shoulder. He orders up two, top-shelf, single-malt shots of the finest the house has to offer, hands one to the wee bloke and downs the other himself. After the wee bloke...
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. So it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore. So...
vore in a nutshell part 1(comedy)
warning:if you love vore please take no offense to the fallowing jokes in this story. So it was an averge day for{insert name here} but then he/she met{insert name here}. now {insert name here} loveed {insert name here}but wanted to try vore. So...
A Little Something
**A Little Something** something This joke is presented by the Five Dragons Corporation. The Guardian-dragons reserve their right to ignore accusation and enjoy themselves. The Five Dragons Saga, Daracoss, and all its characters and locations...
Five Nights at Furries
_Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!_ "Hello? Hey! It's Toni McAlister! You know, the big blue fox that you talked to over the phone a little while back. The one with the high feminine voice despite being a male? The one who blew you a kiss over the camera on...
Preaching to a Bear
At a certain college campus in Texas, where all the tallest tales begin, a trio of chaplains ministered to the students, each to his particular religion. The priest, Pentecostal preacher, and rabbi would often meet at the quieter of the three coffee...
A Good Joke
"Melissa! Melissa!" A familiar voice called out from behind the vixen as she stood at her locker, getting ready to head home from school for the day. "Hey, Melissa!" "Just a minute, Tom." Someone tugged her tail. "Hey, Melissa!" The vixen flicked...
The Master's Joke
# Master's Joke ## A Short Piece _So, there was a romance fiction I wrote that covered a maid targeted by a sadistic master but the sexual aspects I had to numb down so, I thought I'd give you the main incident I had originally planned to have...