Grandpa's Request - Writing Prompt from Manchesterite
"Listen, Jo-Jo, sweetheart. I want you to think this through." Even with the liver spots and veins, Grandpa's hand still sung with grizzled strength as it easily engulfed both of hers. "You're not as talented as Cheryl. She commands the respect of...
Korps -- Horseplay (Minus The Horse)
Credit to zach weinersmith of saturday morning breakfast cereal for the unspeakably tasteless pun. -- https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/joke-2 the very old and tired joke about julius caesar must be public domain by now.
Sonic XL chapter 2 Truths Revealed
joke of sally's "oh?
Desk job
There's an old joke, about a man sent to hell. the devil gave him a choice of the room he would spend eternity in. he saw people standing in lava, their bones exposed and flesh melting. he saw visions of rape and evisceration.
Never Been to Me
"have you heard the old joke that the difference between heterosexuality and bisexuality is two beers or something of the sort thereof?" i stated. he did not look amused.
Just a big Bit
Every time i look at my pet i am reminded of that old joke "where does a 500 lb gorilla sit? anywhere it wants."
Fat Moose #1
Fat moose snickered, as the buffalo went along with what he though was an old joke. of course to fat moose it was much more! "we'll get him a nice short skirt..." "errr... wha..." the big zebra grunted confused, but embarrassed.
In View of Town
The big bear chuckled at the old joke, pulling me off his shoulder and setting me in the thick fur of his crotch, leaning against the shaft that hung over us like an arch. "think you're up to being stretched today?"
In control of Troy
Words of ridicule thundered through troys mind, slurs and insults, old jokes his straight buddies told. and suddenly he was the butt of all those jokes, a gay lion having sex with a old gay buffalo.
Great Minds
Lin’s mind couldn’t help silently adding in the line from the old joke: _that’s what he said._ donnie couldn’t stop the line from that old joke from popping into his head.
Katherine: Breakfast and My Brother's Smile
It felt so normal that before she knew it, katherine had cleaned her plate and they were laughing over old jokes.
Addicted to Andy's Ass
The old joke of 'when the balls touch' entered his mind for a second, then was swiftly forgotten, replaced by the pleasure of the moment. "mmmm, yes!" andy moaned under him. "love fucking humans...that's it...ram that in deep!" the rabbit moaned.
My College Enslavement: Chapter 1
A tall and handsome guy whose body became the punchline to an old joke whenever they talked. best of all, oliver could tell the zebra thought about whatever his devious little mouth spewed.