Lucario, My Hater
**I've had this idea in my head for a while.** * * * “After Tagg got knocked out I switched to Kali, and he cleaned them up!" “Oh. He didn't lose?" “Nope!" Finn did his best to hide his disappointment and be happy for his brother, but...
Ch 4: Showtime!
One common insult among young pups is to call someone a 'dick bone', so i guess it's only natural that most humans know that dogs do have a bone that humans don't, and i think it's pretty obvious the bone we're talking about... the one... 'down there'.
The Princess and the Priestess
It wasn't long before she encountered someone. a member of the cleaning staff, no-one with any duties that brought them into regular and direct contact with one of the royals themselves.
story: To Teach The Pet A Lesson (m/m)
"you see now, this happens when a tailhole is not cleaned perfectly by someone. a cock could get dirty. but i think, for now you have learned enough. i will go to sleep once more. but i am not done with you fully yet, see you later, dear."
Dodger: Continuation (5)
You don't call someone a penis," veronica said, not looking up at him. “i don't care. he _is_ a penis. he only has one goal and he doesn't give a fuck about what gets in his way." veronica ignored his outburst and looked up at him. “can you do it?"
Furfect
I mocked him with an official title, he was just as much of a scrub as i was, but calling someone a member of the brass was just as good and insult as any. "maybe i should've gone to the academy," he mumbled.
Truth or Fantasy Dick
I'll give someone a cock as long as they promise to bone me with it." menlo was next. "okay, this is for everyone, and it's truth. is there anyone here that wouldn't fuck the moment they had a cock?" everyone was silent. "thought so.