All Photographs of Flowers are Pornography

All Photographs of Flowers are Pornography (a Bee transformation poem) By malicthewriter Here upon the roads worn side, A flower starts its bloom. I lean to glean its scented hide, To vanish all my gloom. Much more soon changed with...

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Putting the Moo in Moon

Putting the Moo in Moon "The title is too cheesy," I said. "It's not too cheesy, you're just looking for an excuse to skip out on movie night," said Lenn, leaning in for another sweet kiss. She tasted like grass in the best possible way....

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Daroach with the Most

Daroach with the Most It was an ordinary day, but with the heaviest of all emphasis placed on the past tense of the opening sentiment. What had started out as an afternoon of videogames had escalated into something confusing and strange. When it...

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Chocobo-no...

Chocobo-no... "James I'm not sure this is a good idea," I said, hand hovering over the exit. "People mod MMOs all the time without getting banned, we won't be the first and we won't be the last," said James as he sent yet another suspicious file over...

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Give in to the Gryphon

Give in to the Gryphon Give in. That was the core piece of advice they gave to any kind of potion like that. Give in. It was important not to fight the sort of changes a polymorph could bring, as to do so would invariably invite disaster. "I...

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Kobold Sex Magic 2

Kobold Sex Magic II Light found no purchase upon the stone walls that night. Callous flooring pressed hard against Professor Skrin's backside. The tattered remains of what was probably a human shirt draped drearily over his scaly shin. Skrin...

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John Fell for a Mare

John Fell for a Mare By Malic College was on hold for a semester, and a mounting need for money had sent John deep into the country. Applications are no longer the way to go about doing things after a certain degree of separation from society...

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Taking on Nature

Taking on Nature By: Malic An aspiring entrepreneur made his way steadily through the forest. A miscalculation or two had been made, it was far later in the day than the pokemonless teen had expected. All was not lost thankfully, and as he slipped...

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Eclipse Phase: Uplifting Experience (Dolphin TFTG)

Eclipse Phase: Uplifting Experience By Malic Explosion rattles the ship. I looked down the hall a final time. Nobody in sight. I waited as long as I could. The noise and vibrations ceased. Safety was earned with the flip of a switch. Only...

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A Dragon in a Cave

A Dragon in a Cave The dragon smirked as a large and powerful forepaw sweeps out. Holding you against the cave wall the dragon speaks," Leaving so soon? But we haven't even had any fun yet..." there is a scheming tone to his words. The dragon's...

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Journal of a Wizard

Journal of a Wizard Day 12 of the Scholarly Expedition In hindsight I should have followed the advice of the beggar that warned my of this damned place. The journey would have taken me through the heart of central Arcadia's jungles to the...

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A Hunting We Will Go...

A Hunting We Will Go... By: Malic It was midsummer when the call came from the upper floor to replace a long time member of the hunting club. It seems that the only members of upper middle management that weren't going on the trip were the ones...

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