No Major Injuries

Hhhyup. Welcome to the first episode of my new serial, entitled _Free Association_! I gave a pretty good introduction to the project as a whole in a recent journal, so go [read that](http://sofurry.com/view/416974) if you'd like to know more....

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Major Dad

Even when the major began to gag and choke on him, he didn't let up.

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Ursa Major

On his way through his lonely walk back to the car, he looked up and saw the ursa major, the great bear. he laughed a little at the appropriateness.

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Ursa Major

\>You are anon \>Your roommate is a bear \>Yes, THAT kind of bear \>An honest-to-god Kodiak brown bear \>Your slightly-more-than-a-friend roommate, Chyanne \>The two of you met early in the year through mutual friends and really hit it off ...

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Major Wood

Three, you're a major raging sexaholic." "you knew i was going to think the obvious when you come clopping in and saying things like major wood." donner remained steadfast. "not my problem, not my fault."

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The Major's New Herd

The major's new herd the gray haired major would be goddamned before he let go of the land and the way of life that he had earned.

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Major League Stinkers

Nothing major." "if you say so, man. hope you can clear your head before the game. don't sweat the small stuff."

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A Tale in Sea Major

The sun shone brightly as I drove my Jeep along unfamiliar winding roads; the top and doors were off so that Clara, my Snow Leopard wife, and I could really enjoy the trip to the coast. The sea salt smell filled my nose as I reminisced about my time in...

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A Major Miscalculation

"Fffffwoooossshhhhh... Ffffffwooooooosssshhhhhhhhh....." The sun began to dip below the horizon of the glimmering sea, waves gently lapping at the sand, the dull roar of water droplets cascading against water droplets echoing across the beach....

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Hirsune Pt.3 - Trial and Error

I'll abide by the vote of the majority." "volnaro?" pareus asked, turning to the fiery-tempered redhead. "i still vote for execution of the human, and that ardenus be stripped of all rights and privileges!...

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A Major Calls

We'd just about got used to the new way of things when the major came along and spoiled it all. major erskine, his name was.

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