Halftime Entertainment
It's halftime of a pretty important game in the division. The Crystal City Sabretooths are top of the league, and us Yerba Whalers, just up the coast, are struggling to hold on to the middle. It's my third year as a pro football player, and I'm finally...
Foxing for Pizza
When he said he wanted pepperoni and sausage on his pizza, Alex knew he was going to be getting meat, but he didn't know he was going to have to get some meat to get his pizza. It wasn't like he hadn't taken a dick for DiGiorno before, but he thought...
Twotopia - Chapter 11: Amends.
"not bad." he checked the pantry for a few snacks, some for himself and the others for the guests until bryan came in. "hey." he waved briefly, grabbing a glass of water. "how's it going?" parker nodded.
Where Things Go From Here? / Breakfast and Bad Puns
Paul inquired, forgetting himself and releasing the pun.
Cloud Seeding
“how bad, is it?” first bunny president woodlove gulped, knowing just how bad it was going to be.
matts story
"grab about 5 guns of your choice panzer" rook and panzer grabbed several assault rifles and shotguns "now lets blow this joint" panzer face palmed and looked at rook "fine sorry dumb pun" they both laughed and planted the explosives rook and panzer
THETA - A Vore Text Adventure - v0.2.5
Contains: vore anal vore cock vore unbirth micros object swallowing fatal and nonfatal willing and unwilling bad puns ____________________________________________________________________________________ if you're playing and you're stuck, ask me for help.
First Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #1 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
#1 of bad fanfiction writing contest entries my first entry for ausfer's "bad fanfiction writing contest" (http://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?
Eighth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
#8 of bad fanfiction writing contest entries this is for ausfer's "bad fanfiction writing contest" (http://www.sofurry.com/forum/view/thread?id=16169&page=100000) (http://www.sofurry.com/groups/view?
Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love
"You will give me vat I vant hyorsey" The stallion shook his head, slowly, as tears began to flow. He would not submit. He could not submit; he had his duty to consider. But the sensations...ahhhhh "Poor hyorsey. Your balls...so sore yes?" The...
Goldenmane Chapter X: Just Desserts
"bad bad ma'am..." he rubbed fingertips over her fluffy butt, letting the tingle build, then let loose a torrent of spanks that had her crying and begging. then he slid his fingers into her crack again, but this time seeking out a different hole.
My life with Blaziken chapter 12
It was mostly boring, but i made a few bad puns such as: that's a 'cohesive' story, and, now that's what i call a sticky situation. "shut the fuck up!