Halftime Entertainment
It's halftime of a pretty important game in the division. The Crystal City Sabretooths are top of the league, and us Yerba Whalers, just up the coast, are struggling to hold on to the middle. It's my third year as a pro football player, and I'm finally...
matts story
"they say war is hell, but im making bank" the fox laughed. "as if a corrupt government and being in the rebbelion wasnt enough, i have to be in your squad" corperal domino laughed. "its hard to remember how this all started.." matt thoguht "a new...
Foxing for Pizza
When he said he wanted pepperoni and sausage on his pizza, Alex knew he was going to be getting meat, but he didn't know he was going to have to get some meat to get his pizza. It wasn't like he hadn't taken a dick for DiGiorno before, but he thought...
Twotopia - Chapter 11: Amends.
Nick barely slept through the night, spending most of it sureing up Finnicks van and Flash's car. Matt, Finnick and Flash all stayed over with Nick. All he could do was stare at his phone, keep it charged and wait for the call he wasn't even sure was...
Where Things Go From Here? / Breakfast and Bad Puns
Where Things Go From Here copyright 2009 comidacomida Paul looked at himself in the mirror, the faint ghost of a smile still on his lips, "My god... I do love him." he murmured quietly to himself, reveling in the feeling of warmth that spread...
First Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #1 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
Warning. This story cotains pornographic material. Do not read if you are underage. Do not read if such material is illegal in your location. This disclaimer does not constitute an endorsement of the regulations cited therein and under no circumstances...
Goldenmane Chapter X: Just Desserts
The wolfess shuddered a little. She knew she was in no real danger, but she shuddered anyway. This was as close to it as she allowed herself to become in her world of paranoia and intrigue. As she lay there she reflected on her past. How many, she...
Eighth Steamy Day At Hortonville High (Unofficial Entry for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fluttershy walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so he/she...
Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love
"You will give me vat I vant hyorsey" The stallion shook his head, slowly, as tears began to flow. He would not submit. He could not submit; he had his duty to consider. But the sensations...ahhhhh "Poor hyorsey. Your balls...so sore yes?" The...
Third Steamy Day at Hortonville High (Entry #3 for Bad Fanfiction Writing Contest)
One day Fox McCloud walked into the Hortonville highschool locker room. He/she was very hot and sweaty from the awesome workout he/she just did. "Hmm I want to take a shower," he/she thought and walked to the shower room where the showers were so...
THETA - A Vore Text Adventure - v0.2.5
Contains: vore anal vore cock vore unbirth micros object swallowing fatal and nonfatal willing and unwilling bad puns ____________________________________________________________________________________ if you're playing and you're stuck, ask me for help.
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."