A Cute Fragment
"general, sir, are you mistaking me for scotty from star trek or q from james bond?" "you can have the first ten thousand prototype rounds ready in a month." "no," the engineer replied, "you're mistaking me for q from star trek!"
Goldenmane Chapter IV: Performance Management
The stallion faced a curious dilemma. His boss, the hard faced ice maiden wolfess, believed in a clean desk. Not so much clean as disinfected. In fact, there was precious little furniture in the room, and on the desk, nothing except a laptop. Well, a...
The Church Closet
The two runaways pretended to be secret agents, putting their fingers together to form "guns" and humming james bond's theme song under their breath.
A Difference of Opinion
And if i have to hammer it into you, before nightfall you will admit that there can be only one true james bond." and i was carried off. i smirked inwardly.
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part One
"ok here goes, it all stems from our james bond movie marathon. i'm james bond and i'm on board drax's moonraker shuttle, i know now that it was all a dream, but at the time it seemed so real."
Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 1
Robyn: well, that concludes our james bond marathon! what do we do now? vincent: why don't we watch a boob-tube scat video o... edna: we already told you, that "salt warthog" show sucks. vincent: this one isn't based on "salt warthog".
Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love
The stallion sat tied to the chair with his cock exposed and twitching, testing his bonds. he tried to calm himself, waiting for the next shot. the three russian agents lay about, but for once he had no part in their deaths. except perhaps the bear...
The new dinosaur (part 15) the friendly Indominus
I said "i calling you bond... james bond" the seal said "excuse me sir?" "double-o-seven" i said "james bond" "but my name is gorge, sir" he said "so?" i said "my name's jake and you call me sir!"
Kauto and MW - Top Gear American Special Part 7
Kauto and MW - Top Gear American special Part 7 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 'So do you fit inside the Gumpert then Kauto?' MW asked. 'I dunno I...
Mesozoic Park (Part 14)
"james bond" i mimbled the seal said "excuse me sir?"
Tina's Story Chapter 80- Tapas -A Gray Muzzle story
He stood there, looking like a lupine james bond in a black tuxedo. "you look incredible" felicia said, breathlessly. "here, i have something for you." kendo took out a plastic box. he opened it, and pinned a corsage on her.
The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part Two
, "i want to become james bond!", came jet's response.