A Cute Fragment

"general, sir, are you mistaking me for scotty from star trek or q from james bond?" "you can have the first ten thousand prototype rounds ready in a month." "no," the engineer replied, "you're mistaking me for q from star trek!"

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Goldenmane Chapter IV: Performance Management

The stallion faced a curious dilemma. His boss, the hard faced ice maiden wolfess, believed in a clean desk. Not so much clean as disinfected. In fact, there was precious little furniture in the room, and on the desk, nothing except a laptop. Well, a...

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The Church Closet

The two runaways pretended to be secret agents, putting their fingers together to form "guns" and humming james bond's theme song under their breath.

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The Name Is Black, Jet Black, Part One

"ok here goes, it all stems from our james bond movie marathon. i'm james bond and i'm on board drax's moonraker shuttle, i know now that it was all a dream, but at the time it seemed so real."

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A Difference of Opinion

And if i have to hammer it into you, before nightfall you will admit that there can be only one true james bond." and i was carried off. i smirked inwardly.

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 1

Robyn: well, that concludes our james bond marathon! what do we do now? vincent: why don't we watch a boob-tube scat video o... edna: we already told you, that "salt warthog" show sucks. vincent: this one isn't based on "salt warthog".

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Goldenmane Chapter IX: From Russia With Love

"You will give me vat I vant hyorsey" The stallion shook his head, slowly, as tears began to flow. He would not submit. He could not submit; he had his duty to consider. But the sensations...ahhhhh "Poor hyorsey. Your balls...so sore yes?" The...

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The new dinosaur (part 15) the friendly Indominus

james bond" the seal said "excuse me sir?" "double-o-seven" i said "james bond" "but my name is gorge, sir" he said "so?" i said "my name's jake and you call me sir!"

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Mesozoic Park (Part 14)

"james bond" i mimbled the seal said "excuse me sir?"

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Tina's Story Chapter 80- Tapas -A Gray Muzzle story

He stood there, looking like a lupine james bond in a black tuxedo. "you look incredible" felicia said, breathlessly. "here, i have something for you." kendo took out a plastic box. he opened it, and pinned a corsage on her.

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Kauto and MW - Top Gear American Special Part 7

Kauto and MW - Top Gear American special Part 7 \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ 'So do you fit inside the Gumpert then Kauto?' MW asked. 'I dunno I...

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