Jamie vs Jeb [falls count anywhere match]
A goat walks into a bar...there's no punchline because this is a match, not a joke. Tables and chairs are evenly spaced around the ring. Jamie looks around, somewhat confused but admired at the change in setting. He heads towards the ring in his...
Dreaming
Fucking assholes had invited me there to apologize about sheryl, and ditched me in a barfight with bikers." they had just been added to the list. maybe they had given this sheryl fiv and maybe not.
At the ziggurat (Kzinti/human sex, vore, rape)
You might die in a barfight on the lowest level, end up in the arena on the second, be raped to death by a minotaur on the third or, as several humans had just experienced, be eaten by a hungry predator on the fourth.
Hilde
Oh he could only wish it was a barfight.. more kisses got him up. "what.." ears down, the female had her eyes closed and was kneeling.. but why? "hey.. you alright?" lifted the chin - oh.
Aurora: Chapter Four: The Journey
His beefy arms were covered in scars, and i wondered if they were because of barfights, or if he had another life before this one as a warrior.
RockJaws: Nightstick Parol
He probably messed up a lot of future plans getting into the dumb little barfight, but the more he thought on it the more pissed off he got. "look, mate, you either do what you want to do, or go back to your corner and block me out.
Len and I, A Fateful Night
At another point we narrowly averted a barfight when we tried to get him with some girl's boyfriend. we ended up leaving after that and driving around for a bit. eventually we got some fast food and decided to call it a night.
New story test beta
"aww...not even a tiny little barfight?" stitches asked as they climbed up to the roof of the building.
Desperation x 2
Leon laughed without humor, "well, in 24 hours, i was awarded the medal of honor, found my girlfriend and learned what she had been doing for two years, drank enough whiskey to knock out a horse, got into a barfight with my ex and her new lover, had sex with
Tooth and Talon: Barfight
They met up in a bar in a shady part of town. It was dingy and dirty and all the other adjectives that would be used to describe a generally unfriendly looking place. The pictures on the walls had broken frames, some with shards of glass still hanging...
A Skunk's Story, Rex
They'll cause more vicious barfights than a tweaker on pcp. they wanna see us brawl and especially if the guys are fighting over them. i've lived through it 3 times. last time i finally got smart and busted up several of them.
A Missing Link
His soul was weary from constant travel, cheap inns with broken beds and barfights, and predatory howls in the darkness, just off the beaten, dirt path. adventuring sucks alone.