What's in the Box?

_pretty sure she won't complain if i tie a mistletoe around the base of her tail and do the traditional honors_, he thought.

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Pokemon: Legends - A Christmas Story

Apparently abby was going around to all of them making use of the mistletoe tied to her horn. _"come on loppy, gimme a kiss."_abby was saying playfully puckering up for the lopunny. _"i don't want to kiss you abby.

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My Roommate's A Stripper?! Ch. 27

"mistletoe!" everyone stopped what they were doing at emily's sudden exclamation, eyes turned upward to find the faux plant hanging just above max and terra's heads. "you're under the mistletoe! you have to kiss!" "oh stop it, emily."

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Shelter Me From The Cold

Looking at the mistletoe holding thistle's braid together i know for a fact what his target audience was.

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Between Mother And Daughter

It was a fairly tasteful, if a bit cheeky, nude of two lionesses kissing under the mistletoe.

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A Short Parody of An Xmas Carol, in Brick Major - 2012

"oh yeah, you're under the mistletoe. i don't want to kiss you but you're under it." "wha... oh, my head!" meep looked around after recovering from the next brick to the head. "this is bob.

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From the Streets to my heart

Chuckling i took hold of the mistletoe and held it above our heads before i kissed those soft lips once again. "i actually have a present just for you, well two actually..."

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For Old Time's Sake

"i remember that big peter hung a mistletoe to one of his antlers and walked around the christmas party and leaning over people with a meaningful look," i grinned. "ohh, yes!" peter beamed. "he had a little bit of too much eggnog i think."

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Season’s Breedings: Dec. 2024 FOTM

A thick bush pubic hair rose up into a treasure trail where some poor elf’s mistletoe hair ornament had been clipped to the bull’s pubes as a lazy, silent, pickup-line.

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Ghost Story - Epilogue

mistletoe was employed for various naughty uses that don't need to be elaborated on here. all four of them decided on their own that this had been, by gosh and by golly, as cliched as it was, the best christmas ever.

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A lion's tail and a bear's hug: chapter 7

As he tried to get over the lion to see the lion quickly raised his hidden paw to reveal a small piece of mistletoe, as he kissed the bear lightly. "merry christmas, bjorn" lejon said with a smile.

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Calendar Girl Ch. 01 [Story, M/F, Reindeer]

And then you kiss under a mistletoe. wait. do people still do that? do people even put up mistletoe anymore? what do we put up for drunken, disappointing sex?

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