Zootopia Noir
If only I owned a dictionary. If I did I'd probably open it on the page for 'stunning' and see a picture of the vixen. And if I opened it on the page for 'gross' I'd see a picture of the hippopotamus in the hotel suite with her. She looks good no...
The Fight for Tomorrow (Part 1)
**Warning** : the following dark fanfiction is coming to a conclusion... ---\*\*\*--- **My Little Pony** [**The Aeons of Equestria**](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w1rh9lGeOo&feature=related) ---\*\*\*--- _Episode 9: The Fight for Tomorrow...
Invaders Must Die!
**Preliminary Disclaimer:** The following story contains some questionable, and potentially offensive material. If you can't take a joke, meaningless opinionated banter or a random drop of the N-bomb... well then... go fuck off and ruin someone...
Doing Hoodrat $%@! With My Friends
**I** In the shadow of the duergar war-camp, a windy gorge formed something of a run off from where the deep dwarves were settled on a plateau in the mid-point of the enormous underground chamber. Then again, the gorge was perpetually cast in shadow...
In the End
**Warning:** This story contains scenes that may distress some readers. Viewer discretion is advised. **Author's note:** I'm not entirely sure the title or the description fully covers what the story's about since this tale dips, twists, ducks and...
Assassins: Broken Hearts
Darkness fell quickly over Harbour. Rain poured from the heavens, hissing on the hot cover plates protecting the flickering torches that burned all over the city. In the centre of the city was Harbour Castle, built on a foundation set in the middle of...
Bump in the Night
All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent. “Give me a boost. You're probably used to girls walking all over you anyway." Charlie scoffed, feigning offence. Still, Madeline's step-brother leaned against the tree and...
Big Bad Wolf
Once upon a time, deep in the Everfree Forest, there lived a diamond dog called the Big Bad Wolf. Wolf didn't live on any townland, or by any particular set of laws. There were no roads to narrow his path. No clan alpha to curb or heel him. He was as...
Miles High – Still Kinky (Ending)
{All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent.} “That is bullshit of the highest order!” Vandal accused, making Baddy laugh. The bar was already noisy as the night crowd rolled in, so nobody paid the rowdy conversation...
Dissidence Is What We Do
They were like a well-oiled machine; if their performance at Monster Mart hadn't convinced you yet, their extraction protocol would. The trucks swung round to pick up the mortar team en-route, barely coming to a stop as the teenagers threw their gear...
Old-School
{All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent.} The adrenaline shakes passed by the time Crypto made it back to Proksy's apartment. Her mom was on livestream as per usual. Only instead of performing, she was...
MLP: Pyrotechnic Misdemeanour
It was the day of the annual Applewood Derby, and it was beautiful out. Celestia's sun shone in its full fury, not a cloud to be seen and only a small breeze to offer the slightest bit of relief from the relentless summer heat. For the derby,...