Empty - Chapter 1
He was being absurd. none of those things made sense. because he was the only one left. the only one left. all at once the reality of it came crashing back, just as it had those two years ago.
A Police Lion's Story - Chapter One - It Starts
We came around a corner and he said the most absurd thing, "kiara, you know i love you".
The Way the World Ends...
," he asked, advancing the absurd thing towards my lips. "it practically plays _itself!,_" he added. "we're running a special on it this week, for a limited time only!" were my eyes deceiving me, or did this guy have..._cloven, hoof-like feet?
City of the Damned - Chap VII
He had little time to dwell, however, as another voice - earthy and yet otherworldly drifted by his ears; and a smell that was absurdly out of place jolted him fully awake. nature...earth...like loamy soil, spring buds.
19 (DSV Nautica) Time
absurdly dangerous, and the only option. she hovered mere meters over the crews head, slowly levitating her way toward the exit. this royally sucked.
Warm Up - 8
The voice recited: a prelude to a prelude somewhere in the absurdity and benign he found him, one whose heart was kind furred, like the world he rested on, almost like the dream there was more to this person than what it seemed
Warm Up - 2
Not only did he have to pay for the absurd amount of food, he didn't have enough for the medical fees it incurred. luckily, he himself was able to chip in, and mason was indebted to him.
Ander - Chapter 6, Subchapter 60
"then what is with all this absurdity!? put down that cloak this very instant! sarah? sarah! i'm serious!" "so am i!"
Bad Kiwi vs. The Spooty Men Who Wear Ninja Suits (Part One!)
. \*\*\*\* master tang stood before his henchmen, most of them dressed in absurd colors, and said, "i have a feeling, like most evil bosses do for no reason what so ever, that we're going to have to defend our very lives to carry out our evil plan
A Favor Gone Horribly... Right?
The heavy pulsing of it, the amount of heat it was giving off, and of course the absurd size of it...
The Slumber Party: A Temporary Change
She was standing in front of all the others, holding some kind of little blue pill and an absurdly large condom that seemed more fit for a sight gag in a poor comedy than actual use.
Shifting Consequences--Chapter 43: Foxy Hero
Don laughed despite himself as all the random absurd nonsense he'd read during the conversation hit him at once.