The Art of Caring for Horns
That sounded absurd! why would a gentleman polish his horns? but before he could ask about that, his father answered. "you know the polish your mother sometimes puts on her hooves?"
Orchid Chapter 6 - Three Days of Petrichor
We are but an absurd pair destined to fail and bear no child. can you... can you not see that?!" "what are you talking about?" lazaro replied. "just yesterday, we didn't care about that at all. we... we kissed, we danced.
Trevor's Trials: Addendum - Twin Motivation
Upon fully sheathing himself in the incredible tightness, his absurd size caused a visible bulge to appear in terry's gut as he thrusted. making sure his brother felt the entirety of his 11-inch weapon.
Teaser: The After-party
My instincts told me to give in to the little male, as absurd as that was - to let him mount me and breed me. but my mind was revolted. "oishi," i heard him murmuring. then i yipped.
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Prologue.
Sir charles a knight a man who inherited power by noble by birth was not so noble in nature; he was a cruel despot of a tyrannical fiend, who squandered his subject's money though absurd and unreasonable taxation to finance exploration for land where he would
Lessons
His balls were even more absurd, so huge around dan couldn't have been able to grab them one-handed-- hell, _he_ couldn't have held one of them in his hand.
Unpaid Overtime
Still the thought of the little stallion had filled mitch's mind, he had even dreamed about him which seemed absurd considering he had never even seen the little pony properly.
Bug in the Stars Chapter One
If there were anything to see, the machine would pick it up and spit it right back at her with absurd speed.
Slime Farming
Those sensations rammed against his mind at an absurd pace. he barely held tight, barely clenched his jaws as he felt the tendrils twist within his scrotum.
Buster's Upgrade Part 2
He laughed at the absurdity of it as she swung around to sit beside him, her legs swinging from the edge of the table. whatever he had done, something had gone wrong. but whatever it was, he didn't care.
Sexual Healing
It felt like having a body full of lava, the pain was absurd, and she blacked out for the rest of the day. when she woke, her stomach was much reduced, going from gargantuan... to merely absurdly huge.
Unexpected Encounters
A few half-hearted jets landed on his back, making his absurd fur pattern a bit more so. the dirt had ruts in it as he was pushed forwards. somehow, he remained prone. "ah!"