Equestrian Knights Ch 9. Give Me Light!

"so we're just supposed to pick up a stone," she picked up a stone off the ground and held it in her claws, "and say 'give me light'?"suddenly gilda saw a dark hooded face appear right in front of her. "dooooooooooooom!"

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Zion: Light of the New Moon Part 3, Tah'Enar's Berth Ch 0

Roarg acknowledged, "i know this place is called tah'enar's berth and that it reopened somehow, and--" cymbeline brushed several flecks of powdered stone off of one of his eyebrows, "the sun cultists are led by a true dragon, and he has cleared the way

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Bunny Love: Chapter 2

Now read and get your rocks off! f buneary x m eevee x m growlithe rose the shiny buneary is crying inside her pokéball. rose: _thinking_: why, why, why?! why did i have to get captured? this is all because i'm just a big, stupid, slutbunny.

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Catching the Pokevirus

Just another disorganized jumble of dirty, smelly words to help some weirdo out there get their rocks off. this one is canon to the team vile thing!

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Malefor: the True Origin (reboot)

Yet, no matter what he did, he could not get the charred rock off of his body. calming down a tiny bit, josiah tried to breathe fire onto the rock. thankfully, the flames were enough to melt it a tiny bit, yet it was still too heavy for lifting.

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From The Other Side Of The Bathtub

One of the titles read the den--a short epic: guaranteed to get your rocks off! i smiled and said, "not tonight."

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(Preview) Elora's Other Half

I lifted a rock off the page i'd been reading and turned the page before putting the rock back. reading one-armed allowed me, and my other head, to read separate books, which was good because my attention span for ancient artifacts was very low.

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"Stress Relief"

In his experience men tended not to care about whether or not he was fully enjoying himself (or if he was safe) when they were really just trying to get their rocks off.

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End Game - Chapter 29 - Dark Ascendants

Matt picked up a rock off the cell floor. "you fucked my little brother!" he hurled the stone at gatomon, who merely batted away with her metal paw with a metal clang. he didn't notice his crest glowing black, but he felt his positive emotions disappear.

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Nine Days Denying

After nine days, i'd finally get my rocks off. i was eagerly imagining the heavy load i'd shoot into my mistress' pussy. i'd fill her up nicely tonight. the _click_ down below was met with a release of pressure. it was a nice feeling.

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