Easter in Devout America
Some have suggested that unlike santa claus, the easter bunny's origins are not traced to pagan gods or traditions (there was speculation how easter had once been connected to a festival worshipping the goddess eostre, but there's little evidence to support
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Queen Cake
clause as the cake finished being split around the table. “alright everyone. enjoy!" --- charles felt the pill as he swallowed his third mouthful of cake. the effect was immediate.
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~ Stag Films: Six Angry Elk ~
Dax, the camera operator, hunched behind his overheating rig, muttering about hazard clauses he’d never been paid for. lyra, one of the fluffers, darted between bulls with brush and oil, ears pinned flat, mane already mussed.
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Twas the Night before....WTF?!?!
claus and krampus, gettin it in! he saw me and lol'd!!! and besides, every day i only have a couple drinks, not much... just around 24.
Home-Ice Advantage [18+]
"for stability's sake, i want to extend my no-trade clause to exclude more teams." hugh straightened his back with a jolt, but shrunk back when josie raised her paw and smiled at the wolf.
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Christmas Special 2018
"don't you lie to santa claus, young man." toke looked at zashiel, who shrugged--and santa's eyes widened. first a boy with a tail, and now a girl with wings?
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Rudolf the Bareback Reindeer
"well," began santa claus, "i'm going to spend the rest of the night with mrs claus. you fellas have your fun!" "we will, santa," the reindeer, save rudolf, all answered in unison, the red-nosed cervid quickly answering with them.
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Mouse Your House: Yuletide Edition
_cut to reception hall._ fridley is surveying potential chairs for the elevated stage where the guest of honor, 'santa claus' will be seated. along with a mrs. or mr. claus. tbd. he sees winifred and waves her over. "does santa have a throne?"
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Horny Christmas Night
**dear santa clause,** **i know i haven't spoken to you for ages. but i have been a magnificent dragon this year. i have done so many things i have lost track of time. so many good things and deeds.
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goodbye Christmas and Halloween town
Santa: i believe there's a friend of yours who - if i recall certainly was the one who told you there's no such thing as santa claus sora : oh yeah ... tsume: huh ? sora: he did say that jake: who said what ?
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Santa Paws
He wasn't santa clause, he was santa paws... and it was time for him to correct the terrible tradition of rewarding the good kids. santa clause had been such an idiot. thankfully, he didn't exist anymore.
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Rudolph
"You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen, But do you recall... The most famous reindeer of all?" These were the words chanted by an assortment of calves, huddled around a variety of flames,...
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